Chooper

A rare species, that hangs around council pools digging holes and cutting trees down

Chooper at your local waters

by West midlands local observer March 15, 2024

Chooper

Choopers are commonly found living in the woods. They are known for their intelligence and adaptability, thriving in various habitats including fisheries. They find shelter or pop up bivys, food, and opportunities to cut branches down and make fires. They are omnivores, feeding on a diet that includes small mammals, birds, fruits, and insects. Choopers are just one example of the diverse wildlife that calls the forest home, from tiny insects to large mammals like deer and bears. Sometimes you may see them riding bikes pulling a ton of logs along.

That chooper over there is living the dream in it's natural habit

by West midlands local observer March 22, 2024

Cooter Crunch

The act of hitting a female in their genital area

“Owww why’d you cooter crunch me”
“You pissed me off”

by Pb an j April 1, 2024

Cooter

“ Cooter is an Adderall fueled love child between Albert Einstein and your local Cashe River crack whore, The Cooter is a outboard destroyer and Greenhead Purist”

"I cant believe he just destroyed 2 motors in the same weekend" "Thats just Cooter shit"

by PABLOESCOBAR42069 April 11, 2024

Cooter Nail

When one fingers an extra zesty pastrami chalupa and neglects to wash the cheesy residue from under their finger nail. What you are left with is called the cooter nail.

I'll meet you at church, I have to go home and clean up. I ran out on that butter-face I was with last night so fast it left me with a cooter nail or two.

by Reverend Gibs May 2, 2024

Coomer

Not to be confused with gooner.

Coomers are people who participate in the act of cooming but are ashamed and hide it.

Person 1: I found some questionable images on your laptop; are you a coomer by any chance?
Person 2: Uhh

by Ihavenolife_68421 May 11, 2024

Coomers rage

A condition where following masturbation the afflicted is prone to mood swings. The condition usually rendered inert by the following day.

Person 1: “I was talking to my mate and all of a sudden he was pissy at me for no reason”
Person 2: “Dude must’ve had Coomers rage”

by Qwerbro999 May 12, 2024