You can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln.

A saying used when you’re trying to disguise one thing as another, and it’s blatantly incomparable.

Bob: I bought the same suit as Brad Pitt so I can look like him!
Tom: Bob, you can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln.

by Beigepuppy01 June 14, 2025

call the plumber

When someone says "you better call the plumber"
They are saying you've got your head shoved so far up your arse that you'd need a plumber to get it out.

with that kinda attitude call the plumber

by Don't Follow the Light November 13, 2023

Call me a witches' hat and slap me on the arse

A common Aussie slang term usually used when something exciting or unexpected happens.

"Man, call me a witches' hat and slap me on the arse, that was unexpected."

by Flaming sausage August 13, 2021

pinche calle

is a dude who came out of no where and turns up everywhere .
he seems cool at first but theres something about him that just isnt right. something that keeps you from giving away trade secrets or trusting him completely.

word on the street is that pinche calle is a informant for the man.
so watch your back.

by perry mackey September 29, 2018

Eliza Coupe Is Doctor Sparta's Song Called "'I Just Might'"

Eliza Coupe Is Doctor Sparta's Song Called "'I Just Might'"

Eliza Coupe Is Doctor Sparta's Song Called "'I Just Might'"

by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025

Calle

Prediction god, especially egen it comes to the movie "10 Cloverfield Lane".

"Dont get stuck"

Oooohhhh, Calle you are a prediction god!!!

by PredictionGod December 29, 2017

Call

You call. They come. Then what. She doesn't get it.

Knew you might come cuz I call you. You came. And now? For a glimpse? Um.somebody. say something. Awkward. Here to see someone else? Everyone but me? All.a big coincidence?

by LetsPlayKeepAway December 18, 2019