1% battery

Causes ptsd for minutes

When my phone reached 1% battery it made me think back on nam.

by Epic gamer 69420 August 19, 2021

Irish Battery

Shoving a potato up someones ass.

Old Jimmy Mcgill was feeling a lil tired so Seamus overthere gave him an Irish Battery and now hes filming season 6.- Jack Murphy

by Fucku Biden September 9, 2021

Seniorita beater

Term for san miguel, strong Spanish lager and reference to Stella (known as wife beater)

I’ll have another seniorita beater…

by Noj83 September 21, 2021

fanny batter

A female cricketer - used since the woke MCC decided to use the word batter for male and female cricketers.

So the gender / sex of the cricketer can be distinguished a batsman is now a batter & a female batsman is now a "fanny batter".

Hey Bruce did you see that the way the ball hit the fanny batter in the Oval last night?

Yes she was mid stroke when the ball smacked her chin guard

by Dicky Mint September 23, 2021

Wife Beater

The lager formerly known as Stella Artois.

Dean has had too many Wife Beaters and is going to batter Sheila.

by Big Sniff November 23, 2021

Butter Batter

Something so amazingly delicious, that you might go mad over it and can’t live without it ever.

One of the finest and most delectable desserts’ places which might include cakes, macarons, cookies, bonbons, truffles or baked cheesecakes.

Thank you for coming in my Life ! You are no less than Butter Batter !

You make me fall in Love with you whenever I see you. Are you Butter Batter ?

by RajaHarishchand November 24, 2021

Dick Beater's Arm

When one of your arms is noticeably stronger or larger than the other, giving the impression that one beats their dick excessively. Does not have to be caused by dick beating, any activity that results in uneven arm musculature can be considered dick beater's arm.

I recently started practicing my axe skills, but only my right arm is getting any stronger. I'm going to get dick beater's arm!

by TheBikesman November 25, 2021