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booth madness

A dissociative state that afflicts cinema staff after too many hours (or days) at the theatre surrounded by underage workers, broken equipment, and apathetic theatre owners. Can be accelerated by OH&S and labour law violations. May result in blindness, death, or Film Done Wrong.
"I became wracked with booth madness and kicked a print across the floor." - Brian Wrap

Red Lightreader: "Man, that concession girl is cute."
Phil M. Splicer: "Dude, she's underage!"
Red Lightreader: "Sorry, booth madness."
by Rick T. Fier December 13, 2008
mugGet the booth madnessmug.

March madness vasectomy

The act of scheduling a vasectomy, during March madness, so as to call off work and watch basketball.
Man, Brandon ain't here today, he had a March madness vasectomy.
by Phatboyslimmy March 17, 2017
mugGet the March madness vasectomymug.

mad tom

usually combined with "hangover" to describe "the dorm drunk"

esp. used in ARMSTRONG
Cabin of Mad Tom Hangover is inhibited by Deana
by ballaaa statuss December 9, 2008
mugGet the mad tommug.

Cube-Madness

when you've been playing with a Rubik's cube for so long that it starts to look weird, such as, the squares are looking more like a rhombus.
It's hard to solve the cube now, because of cube-madness.
by ZrxTeamGreen March 4, 2022
mugGet the Cube-Madnessmug.

Mad Ass-Hatter

Mad Ass-Hatter is that one guy /girl who is absolutely batshit crazy and also an asshat/jackass.
Usually reserved for exes, enemies, or frenemies.

Can be used as an action word as well to describe weird situations/drama.
Example 1:

Person A: Dude, Jack is such a mad ass-hatter.
Person B: I know right? Can’t believe I dated that fucking psychopath.

Example 2:

Person A: Yo, did you just see what she did to George?
Person B: Yeah, that was some weird mad ass-hattery, my guy.
by BADDYBIDDY February 24, 2019
mugGet the Mad Ass-Hattermug.

Mads

Mads is a name of Danish heritage and like the name Mats, Mads is person known for having an abnormally large penis.

But also a Mads is a “Greek god type of body” ,sensual lover, very kind and outgoing person who will do anything for his friends, family and strangers without expecting anything in return.
Person 1 : wooow, that guy is so confident and sexy!

Person 2 : yeah I know, he’s a Mads
by TheOneAndOnlyPave November 25, 2021
mugGet the Madsmug.

your window's mad tight

in reference to a females genital diameter
yo hunny.....your window's mad tight!

see that hooker?....Her windows are NOT tight
by putridsimplicity May 8, 2010
mugGet the your window's mad tightmug.

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