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Turd spitter

"Dude, did you see the turd spitter on that red head that walked by? I'd like to explore that cave with my gut shovel!"
by Third_leg_nog January 27, 2018
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The Turd Song

The turd song was originally from BTR’s TV show on Nickelodeon. It first exist on the first episode where James sang a good song At an audition and then Gustavo turned and said that James has no talent and then Kendall came in front of stage telling Gustavo that “NO TALENT, UR THE ONE WITH NO TALENT IN 10 years” and Gustavo said one of his old songs was a hit 9yrs ago, and then Kendal jumped on top of his desk and sang that old song (in an insulting way) Gustavo mentioned, and then they called security. And then Kendall sang the turd song kicking the stuff in the table.

So when you’re pissed off by someone, you just jumped on top of their desk and sing the turd song at that person and kick their stuff off the desk while singing the turd song.

Lyrics:
Oh you’re such a turd.
Oh yeah a giant turd.
You look like a turd.
And you smell like a turd.
Miss Best: Alright class, can somebody explain what is respiration

Everyone: uhhh uhhhh uhhhhhhhhh

Miss best: Grrrr Everyone stand up on your chairs and hands up your head.

Everybody complains*

Me *looks at an airplane flying by*

Miss best: *in an angry way* Why the heck you weren’t watching me while I was teaching about respiration.

Me: GRRRRRRRR YOU STUPID BITCH, YOU HAD ME STANDING ON MY DESK FOR HOURS WITH MY HANDS ON MY HEAD LIKE A GODDAMN SLAVE, SO WHATS SO WRONG TO WATCH A BLOODY AIRPLANE PASSES *goes on top of her desk* YOU UGLY ASS WHORE YOU ARE THE TEACHER WHO MADE STUDENTS LIVES MISERABLE AND WE CANT TAKE IT ON. OH BY THE WAY HERE A SONG FOR YOU *Sings the turd song*

Miss best: you’re going to Detention for calling me bitch and whore and going on my desk and singing some song and kicking my crap from my desk.

Me: *kicks the bitch on her face*
by EMD F59PHI August 21, 2024
mugGet the The Turd Songmug.

Cancer Turd

That one guy from run 3 that has a little balloon and is a little shit
Don't be a cancer turd
by Cancerous Turd 123 November 8, 2017
mugGet the Cancer Turdmug.

turd snarffer

One who snarfs all the turds.
"Omg, did you see that guy, Noah?!"
"Lol, yeah he is such a turd snarffer!"
by noodlesss October 18, 2014
mugGet the turd snarffermug.

Amber turded

When a very hot girl/woman drops a turd on your side of the bed then takes you to court.
Yeah hello? Police? Uh , I just got “ amber turded” I think it’s from my soon to be ex-wife!
by The Double E August 17, 2023
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Turd Kraw

A freshwater crawfish prized by Russians for keeping their teeth clean. Can be abbreviated to TK
Andy, what do you have in your mouth?

Nothing, man, just cleaning my teeth with a turd kraw from the river.
by Trvaveler March 22, 2025
mugGet the Turd Krawmug.

Turd Nugget

A phrase that kids say to someone/something that looks like a shit in a chicken nugget shape.
by RJ Hooven December 9, 2020
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