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The Trump Hump

To continuously fuck people in the ass, then building emotional walls to shut them out of your life forever.
Johnny wasn't that great of a person, I heard he regularly took part in The Trump Hump
by Harbinger_of_the_Abyss December 9, 2019
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ass trumped

Wrecking your boyfriend’s shit socket with your unusually small hands after painting yourself orange and donning a cheap blonde wig.
Ryan wanted to do something special for Robbie’s birthday. They had already tried most other deviant sexual variations and were, quite frankly, bored with the normal pee pee touching and butt stuff. Ryan decided to combine two things that Robbie loves most...Trump and manual anal stimulation. Robbie was well experienced butt had never been Ass Trumped before. He screamed “best birthday ever!”
by El Conquistador December 19, 2019
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Trump Strumpet

N.) Trump Strumpet

1.)A usually over the hill fangirl of "The Donald". Positively rabid over their Cheeto dusted golden god.

A Trump groupie. Honestly, the worst damn kind.

2.) A female Trump groupie that would get on her knees and visit the Mushroom Kingdom the very second "Don"Juan dumb shit vocalized anything remotely sounding like words.

3.) A trump supporter that has sexual fantasies about a wig wearing Cheeto and believes anything he says. Generally dumb as a brick.
Jesus Christ Karen stop being such a "Trump strumpet." You're 63, not even in his age range. You want to make America great again? Put your goddamn titty away.
by LoFiNerdyGuy September 4, 2019
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trumps hours

Showing up to work at a ridiculous hour for a very short and completely inadequate length of time. (11 am - 4:45pm) Also includes a very long lunch break with additional breaks called “executive time”. Extended weekends and holidays included.
I can’t beleive Mark, he thinks he works Trumps hours. He showed up at 11:00 walked around a bit , then went straight to lunch.
by Penalty Box May 1, 2018
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Cat Trump

Cat Trump is when your mom eats your ass in front of your dad.
by Italian-Cheesecake January 13, 2018
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Being a Trump

To be a Trump: To start drama on Twitter frequently, build a wall and resemble an orange.
This guy is being a Trump.„
“How?„
“He always argues with people on Twitter, built a wall around his house and just look at his skin!„
“Gosh, you're right!„
by dolanfreak99 October 13, 2017
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Trump-et

A girl having a very bad hair such as having Donald Trump's hair due
Did you see that Trump-et in the hallway, MANNNN thats some bad hair.
by MYTHICAL-TIDE October 24, 2017
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