"You know honey you telling our daughter that all she needs her daddy or dad is Kind of bad. Because She would have to keep expanding family tree at some point. If it's in her 20s or what cus she like 19 now you know?"
by 459395 March 19, 2023
Get the Expanding family treemug. Little slimy creatures who hang out inbetween your sliding glass doors, and wait to either be squished to death or jump and urinate all over your head. If you don’t like frogs then don’t move to Florida because catching them will become a daily thing.
by Jaynedine August 1, 2018
Get the Tree Frogsmug. by JazzToast November 20, 2018
Get the Thanksgiving Treemug. Kayleigh Tree is a cool chick. She’s very chill but she has very serious daddy issues. Her daddy issues are so bad that her boyfriend is the closest thing she has to a daddy. Kayleigh is very short and has very long toes. She spends her free time watching the TV show Euphoria or crushing on Zendaya. She also spends her free time hanging out with her boyfriend and they ‘watch’ movies together. Kayleigh also has potty issues as she averages 0.8 poops a week. Kayleigh is lactose intolerant so if she has any dairy then she will torment her toilet with her smelly shits and farts.
Person 1: Is that Kayleigh Tree?
Person 2: No, that’s a troll.
Person 1: Oh sorry, they look very similar.
Person 2: No, that’s a troll.
Person 1: Oh sorry, they look very similar.
by anonymous January 30, 2022
Get the Kayleigh Treemug. by Jacked Hammer June 6, 2025
Get the Tree peoplemug. by hestam May 15, 2019
Get the treemug. A small critter that lives in a tree. Tends to be a happy fellow but if you get on his bad side he will punch you square in the mouth.
by BourbonCream December 16, 2013
Get the tree elfmug.