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chunky monkey

A flavor of ben and jerrys ice cream, not any type of discharge, seriously thats gross man.
Lets go eat some Chunky Monkey! And i dont mean Discharge!
by FAZED BIZOTCH August 22, 2003
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monkey punch

(n). When you are slamming a woman from behind, and randomly give her a right hook behind the ear, and you just keep on going about your business.
That stupid bitch got pissed when I gave her a monkey punch last night, and she said just for that I cannot tea bag her anymore
by Big Chief Smack-a-Ho September 30, 2006
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monkey suit

Any set of all black clothing worn when a covert or illegal/illicit activity is about to or is taking place to hide one's identity or to advoid detection while moving at night.
"We gone put on our monkey suits and be waitin right in yo bushes"-Plies
by west-hel August 19, 2008
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monkey goo

monkey goo is the shit that squirts out of your dick when you're spanking the monkey.
Oh shit! I shot monkey goo everywhere when I was spanking the monkey this morning!
by eda-skip July 29, 2022
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monkey poop

1. The feces a monkey exudes.
2. The feces your mom exudes.
3. The act of throwing feces at your nemesis, or simply someone who disagrees with you.
Boss: "You should work overtime this weekend."
Worker: {Poops in underwear.}
Boss: "What is that smell?"
Worker: {Throws poop at boss.} "You."

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Man: "Give me head now, woman!"
Woman: "No, I am on the rag, and I am a giant bitch. I may as well be a lesbian."
Man: {Poops his bed.}
Woman: "Why did you just poop the bed?"
Man: {Throws feces at woman.} "Give me head."

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Supermarket Clerk: "Why are you buying so many tampons?"
Bag Boy: "Seriously, are you on the rag or what?"
Menstruating Woman: {Lifts skirt and sprays diarrhea while rotating.} "Yes."

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Lesbian 1: "Why is my fist covered in poop?"
Lesbian 2: "Wrong hole."
by scorpionmintred December 30, 2003
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angry monkey

angry monkey when a girl is giving head, once you shoot your load....punch her in the face to knock her out...put glue on her face and shave off your pubic hair onto her face...when she comes around, she'll look like a monkey, and be bloody angry!
"That bitch cheated on me, Im goin to give her an angry monkey"
by JT-Eng October 26, 2007
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Argie-Monkey

This offensive word is a definition created or used by some ignorant pirate/s to pseud-define the citizens of a South-American country they would just love to invade(for the third time)
A.Something disgusting happened to me last night!
B.What was it?
A.I was wanking with a portrait of our loving Queen mother when I saw an Argie-Monkey on TV talking about himself!
B.God save us all!, We should've sold those bastards as slaves too...
by Hand of God December 28, 2005
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