Man Loofah

A luscious V of chest pubes that is lathered up with soap and used as a scrubbing tool for a girl to rub her tits on when showering together.

Tim: Hey babe. You want me to wash my man juice off of your tits.

Tara: Sure. Let me use your man loofah though. It exfoliates my skin.

by dlr7xf October 4, 2009

Man Tea

A type of iced tea that only men make and men can enjoy drinking. Made using powdered Tea mix such as Lipton or Brisk (none of that no-name weak tea). Place 2 or 3 times the recommended amount of powder in a pitcher and add water/ ice cubes (or Man Cubes ). Then stir once to dislodge the powder from the bottom without completely dissolving it. Then place in the Freezer while you make your food. When your food is ready Get the Man Tea and poor it over some Man Cubes then Drink.

the taste on a scale of 1-10 is Grit

This Man Tea is great cause I'm a man.

Its the Grit that makes this Man Tea so good.

This Man Tea is even better now that i have Man Cubes.

by Flaaaggg September 27, 2011

man stitch

the area between a man's asshole and balls

Dude can you lift up my balls and hold this mirror so I can see my man stitch?

by KP22269 April 16, 2008

Hey man

A meme originated from 9gag by user florkofcows

Hey man, you see that guy over there?
*points to that guy over there
He defines us on Urban Dictionary
*makes angry face

by Satellarknightium June 15, 2017

Man Napkin

The name for a man's pants when he wipes his greasy hands on them.

Him: "Why are the dogs always licking my lap?"
Her: "Well, if you'd stop using your man napkin, then they'd probably leave you alone."

by zImage October 9, 2008

Man Gland

Yet another word for a blokes pork sword, one eyed trouser snake or put quite simply... his cock!

Hello Darling. Fancy working your hand up & down my man gland?

by Richy Boy January 25, 2005

Half man

A man who is one of the following depending on the person.

Small
Stupid
Feminine

Weak
Inferior

"Get out of my way half man."
"If you were not half a man you would have gotten at least a number from her."
"You are a half man, grow the other half before talking to me again."
"You are a half man too and Tyrion would still drink you under the table."

by Ýå Mårš March 23, 2017