cincinnati snow plow

When 11 bearcats bend over the bench and coach plows frozen footballs lace deep… anally

Behind every Ohio loss is a cincinnati snow plow for punishment.

by Chody pokes January 7, 2023

Snow Lark

When NOAA National Weather Service predicts a 90% plus snow forecast, public schools close, the public panics, and no flakes fall

I'm at home today, with my son because the H.C.P.S. went for the snow lark again.

by NelsonVA February 9, 2010

It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow

when it's colder than eskimo p*ssy.

Snooty: hey bro, is it cold outside? Bout to head to work
Spence: Well g*dammit I reckon it's colder than a witches' titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow
Snooty: True

It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow: when it's cold.

by lauferslaxatives March 4, 2022

Car snow

This is the purest of all of the snows. This is the snow that doesn't have leaves or twigs in it, it has come straight from the top of a car and what's more there is no need to bend over to get it.

In an intense snowball fight car snow is like gold dust.

Guy 1: We are getting bombarded
Guy 2: Quick over there, use the car as cover as then we can also some of that sweet car snow.

by stunamii January 8, 2010

snow bunny

Very pretty girls studying politics.

For example Norah, Ella, Naomi, Samiya, Lara, Erena, Dana, Lia, Chiara, and Soufian

Norah come here my snow bunny.

by liivnaippl December 11, 2023

sweet tea snow cone

When a diabetic urinates on you in below freezing weather

My uncle Roy gave me a sweet tea snow cone last Christmas while playing in the snow.

by exo1083 May 1, 2024

Dirty snow

When you are doing blow and taking a shit at the same time.

Mat was hungover so he went to the bathroom to do a dirty snow. He felt better.

by Dreamseekers September 4, 2021