What men will settle for after whimpering and wheedling and begging. No confirmed sightings, probbly an urban legend.
by Buce August 7, 2005
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Get the brawl sex mug.Has the same concept as surround sound and basically gives you the effect of actually being there part-taking in actual sex. This requires three (3) or more beds in one room arranged either horizontally or vertically. Surround sex can only be achieved when both roommates in the outer beds are having sex but the one (or more then one) roommate in the middle isn't having sex. Hence the effect of surround sex as he is both surrounded by the sound in at least stereo and the creaking of beds so it gives the impression to the one roommate experiencing this surround sex, that he/she is actually having sex but sadly they are not.
Optional and creepy: The one roommate in the middle not having sex can masturbate to make his surround sex experience more realistic.
Optional and creepy: The one roommate in the middle not having sex can masturbate to make his surround sex experience more realistic.
Lets say your roommates name is Mike.
"Hey Mike how was that surround sex last night?"
"Oh it was great even though it keep me up all night the surround feeling of Surround Sex made it seem close to real and masturbating only made it better. It was a win win situation for everyone in my opinion."
"Sure. creepy... glad you don't mind though"
"Hey Mike how was that surround sex last night?"
"Oh it was great even though it keep me up all night the surround feeling of Surround Sex made it seem close to real and masturbating only made it better. It was a win win situation for everyone in my opinion."
"Sure. creepy... glad you don't mind though"
by sex machine1447 March 7, 2010
Get the Surround Sex mug.To indicate a stark change from an ordinary kick-a-about to swaggering showboating, resulting from the unexpected presence of female spectators during a game of football.
Involves teenage boys between the ages of 12-18 going from a jovial game of heads and volleys to Cruyff turns, Beckham-esque curling free kicks, aggressive diving headers, Roy Keane/Alf-Inge Haaland slide tackling, completely unnecessary keepie-uppie and never passing the ball - in a vain attempt to attract the female spectator.
Originated in Lincolnshire circa 2000.
Ben - "We were having a decent game and then the Year Ten girls arrived..."
Beeda - "...so Macca turned to sex skills?"
Involves teenage boys between the ages of 12-18 going from a jovial game of heads and volleys to Cruyff turns, Beckham-esque curling free kicks, aggressive diving headers, Roy Keane/Alf-Inge Haaland slide tackling, completely unnecessary keepie-uppie and never passing the ball - in a vain attempt to attract the female spectator.
Originated in Lincolnshire circa 2000.
Ben - "We were having a decent game and then the Year Ten girls arrived..."
Beeda - "...so Macca turned to sex skills?"
by Quelmo Rodriguez June 28, 2010
Get the Sex Skills mug.Amy was in her room feeling a little horny, so she texts her bf Ben and says “hey babe u know how ur a virgin? After tonight u won’t be ;)” She then begins to masturbate as Ben drives over. Ben let’s himself in the door and heads up to Amy’s room where he sees her naked on the bed with a vibrator in her throbbing pussy he instantly becomes hard and walks up to her saying “u need some help?” Then he strips in front of her and she lets out a small moan. He crawls up on top of her and takes the vibrator out and starts to kiss her titties, kisses become licks, licks become nibbles, until her tits are bright pink and her pussy is throbbing, Ben then works his way down to her bright pink pussy and starts to eat her out. Any moans then says “Daddy faster” Ben obeys and she gets an orgasm and screams “DADDY DONT STOP” He licks her pussy harder and she screams “IM GONNA CUM” She came all over his face and kept cumming even when bed shoved his dick into her dripping pussy, witch had turned red and hard from watching her moan and scream. “DADDY FUCK ME HARDER!” She yelled at Ben who complied. After about 30 mins with several orgasms each, Amy said it’s your turn, and flipped him over and sucked his 13” monster cock until he cummed witch she licked up every drop of and slipped his monster into her still throbbing pussy and rode him like a horse until they changed to a 69 position and fell asleep in 69 on Amy soaked sheets, having orgasmed a total of 47 times each.
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Get the Sex story mug.The consensual act of using a taser on one's partner during intercourse to derive sexual pleasure through electrical conduction.
"Taser Sex" is a largely untested and legally unapproved maneuver only performed by sexual deviants and self-professed idiots.
by Rondolio August 18, 2008
Get the Taser Sex mug.My wife, Annalie and I just got married. We would be going on a cruise for our honeymoon! The first day of the cruise, Annalie was laying on the bed naked, waiting for me to come back into our room. I opened the door with 2 towels in my hand.
"I got some towels, Annalie," I said not looking up.
A few seconds later, I looked up and quickly locked and shut the door I knew I was about to have lesbian sex. Annalie came towards me. First, she took off my shorts, then my shirt. As she took off my clothes I became so wet. Then, Annalie threw me on the bed and took off my bra & panties with her teeth.
"You've been a very bad girl," Annalie whispered into my ear, "you need a punishment."
She started by licking my clit and pinching my nipples. She started out slow and in seconds she was licking my clit so fast. Annalie made my nipples very hard. I started moaning. It felt good and hurt so much at the same time! Then, Annalie started thrusting a dildo into my pussy.
"Harder, fuck harder," I gasped between moans. I felt myself starting to orgasm and Annalie shoved the dildo far into my wet pussy. I started to cum. Annalie took the dildo out and licked all of my cum. I started orgasming.
Annalie quickly put the dildo back in my pussy and thrusted it even harder than before. It hurt so bad!
"Owww! Stop, Annalie!" I screamed.
" No, I won't stop. This is your punishment. You are have been a very bad girl." Annalie said.
Annalie fucked me for 3 hours and then we both fell asleep.
"I got some towels, Annalie," I said not looking up.
A few seconds later, I looked up and quickly locked and shut the door I knew I was about to have lesbian sex. Annalie came towards me. First, she took off my shorts, then my shirt. As she took off my clothes I became so wet. Then, Annalie threw me on the bed and took off my bra & panties with her teeth.
"You've been a very bad girl," Annalie whispered into my ear, "you need a punishment."
She started by licking my clit and pinching my nipples. She started out slow and in seconds she was licking my clit so fast. Annalie made my nipples very hard. I started moaning. It felt good and hurt so much at the same time! Then, Annalie started thrusting a dildo into my pussy.
"Harder, fuck harder," I gasped between moans. I felt myself starting to orgasm and Annalie shoved the dildo far into my wet pussy. I started to cum. Annalie took the dildo out and licked all of my cum. I started orgasming.
Annalie quickly put the dildo back in my pussy and thrusted it even harder than before. It hurt so bad!
"Owww! Stop, Annalie!" I screamed.
" No, I won't stop. This is your punishment. You are have been a very bad girl." Annalie said.
Annalie fucked me for 3 hours and then we both fell asleep.
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