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the sound the monsters from Monty python and the Holy

Grail make
monster: WE WANT A SHRUBBERY
person: no
monster: NE
person:*gets scared*
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Amy was in her room feeling a little horny, so she texts her bf Ben and says “hey babe u know how ur a virgin? After tonight u won’t be ;)” She then begins to masturbate as Ben drives over. Ben let’s himself in the door and heads up to Amy’s room where he sees her naked on the bed with a vibrator in her throbbing pussy he instantly becomes hard and walks up to her saying “u need some help?” Then he strips in front of her and she lets out a small moan. He crawls up on top of her and takes the vibrator out and starts to kiss her titties, kisses become licks, licks become nibbles, until her tits are bright pink and her pussy is throbbing, Ben then works his way down to her bright pink pussy and starts to eat her out. Any moans then says “Daddy faster” Ben obeys and she gets an orgasm and screams “DADDY DONT STOP” He licks her pussy harder and she screams “IM GONNA CUM” She came all over his face and kept cumming even when bed shoved his dick into her dripping pussy, witch had turned red and hard from watching her moan and scream. “DADDY FUCK ME HARDER!” She yelled at Ben who complied. After about 30 mins with several orgasms each, Amy said it’s your turn, and flipped him over and sucked his 13” monster cock until he cummed witch she licked up every drop of and slipped his monster into her still throbbing pussy and rode him like a horse until they changed to a 69 position and fell asleep in 69 on Amy soaked sheets, having orgasmed a total of 47 times each.
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by qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmfrek January 26, 2023
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