Potato

A person who looks like they don't give a flying shit. Who also tends to have a double chin when looking down at their phone.

That girl Alida is such a potato!

by Bubblez5053423 March 24, 2017

Potato Jon

A term for a dingus that looked up some weird phrase that his friend Mat Wood asked him to look up.

Jonathan, you're such a Potato Jon.

by Matato May 9, 2022

Potato Stuffer

Potato stuffer, Usually an obese black woman who is stuffed with “sour cream”

After my date with Sasha I was quite a “potato stuffer”

by Sherman Nutbugger August 27, 2021

potato

showing no emotion; emotionless

delbar: what's up?
justin: *potato*

by pears and peaches September 22, 2015

potato brigade

When you and each of your friends orders fries at a restaurant and combine them all together to make one giant pile of fries.

Dude, we need to go to McDonalds and have a potato brigade!

by Daggur111 May 13, 2016

Potato

1. The holiest and fruitiest of veggietables. Good to crunch. Found in chip, fry, mash, scallop, and raw forms.
2. Used to describe anything and everything.

1. Hailey gazed longingly at the crispy crunchyness of the glorious potato fry.
2. "Look at my new puppy!"
"Awww! He's such a potato!"

by :○) June 12, 2022

Adding Flour to a Liquid Mashed Potato

When you make a big mistake

There things never do and adding flour to a liquid mashed potato is one of them.

-Gordon Ramsay 2011

by Ahadi2011 July 4, 2025