Pizza Socialism

Pizza socialism is an ideology similar to that of the German National Socialist German Worker's Party (NSDAP) of Adolf Hitler, but with the focus shifted from a pure Aryan Germany to a pure Italian kitchen. Like national socialism, there is a strong focus on identity and a hierarchy based on artificial characteristics. In the case of pizza socialism, the hierarchy is based on how a pizza is prepared and eaten, and at the bottom of the hierarchy you will find American-style pizza crusts and pizza Hawaii, or pineapple pizza.

People who adhere to this ideology are commonly referred to as "Pizzis".

"You're such a Pizzi, just let me enjoy my pizza the way I like it!"

"Hundreds of Americans fled the country after the Pizza Socialist Italian Worker's Party won the 2032 elections and changed Italy's state-ideology to Pizza Socialism"

by Civilis August 19, 2018

rapey pizza

A male or female with bad acne who leers at you from corners during parties or low lit locations. Once they have made eye contact and have locked on, they attempt to dance at you, dab for attention, and try to grope you.

Girl 1: Kevin was staring at me in the parking lot last night.

Girl 2: He's such a rapey pizza.

by Tuatara2017 January 10, 2017

pizza cutter

This is refering to the male's penis as it penetrates the woman's vagina, "cutting it open."

Last night with Emily my pizza cutter was cuttin' her pie!

by Mullroid September 27, 2005

knight in shining pizza

An obese man with too much courage, and time on his hands (attempts to use his courage to get a relationship partner)

I don't need a knight in shining pizza they're just perverts

by Daddy's bottom boy August 12, 2021

Work Pizza

Delivery or carryout from the Domino's pizza chain.

So-called because the company offers special deals for corporate accounts; consequently, it has become the go-to pizzeria for office parties.

"Anyplace but Domino's. This ain't the office, I don't want no work pizza."

by Colonel_Panic November 12, 2023

Pizza man hello

A pizza man that is a robot that said hello a lot on teen titans go also can be said as hello pizza man

That hello pizza man is such a friendly robot pizza man hello

by Kitty eggo123 January 3, 2018

Pizza Royale

A wild free-for-all to eat all the leftover pizza in the fridge before anyone else can

I was stuffed after eating those five slices of leftover pizza, but it was worth it to win the Pizza Royale.

by sweet_rolls May 26, 2016