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The command in several MS-DOS Systems which is used by Indians (Tech Support) to scare you that you have a Virus (wirus) on your Computer. It actually lists all the dictionarys that are saved on your Computer.
"Helo sir, I hav to opn the comand prmpt to shw u wirus install."
* opens cmd.exe *
* @echo off
* Color 2*
* tree *
"U see, ther is bad wirus install."
"U Need to instal antivirlus from India Tech SUpport."
by MikeFromMicrosoft October 30, 2017
mugGet the treemug.

Tree

leaf your way through the door
I'm still standing
What a re-leaf
Looks like some barked up the wrong tree
One two tree
by What is life? November 23, 2021
mugGet the Treemug.

Happy Tree Friends

Happy Tree Friends, or HTF, is a webshow that had its first episode aired as a pilot episode in December 25th, 1999 by Mondo Media. It’s a show where, like the name suggests, there are a bunch of cute, cartoony, and most importantly, happy friends you could find inside of a tree in real life, that are always safe and healthy and never get brutally slaughtered. The episodes include multiple characters, each with their own personalities, that are all friends, that never have anything bad to them happen, and go around, simply doing fun things in their peaceful forest plains. There are many Happy Tree Friend(s) to meet, such as; Flippy, the peaceful, yet quiet, aqua-green bear that has a totally normal, and not murderous, PTSD alter ego named Fliqpy, that never kills his friends, Cuddles, the cute, and positive, lemon-yellow bunny that wears bunny slippers, wether for irony, or for practicality, that also never dies or kills anyone, and is always in safety, Giggles, the salmon-colored chipmunk that definitely didn’t die by being decapitated by a banjo like a fucking dumbass, and many other lovable characters that never die in under ten minutes after the intro.
I just got done watching Happy Tree Friends. I’m honestly really surprised Mondo Media has that much crystal meth.
by TheFroggiestFroggyEver August 16, 2024
mugGet the Happy Tree Friendsmug.

Christmas Tree

A long hairy green penis/Dick they is protect from a unholy act by a candy cane
Omg the Christmas tree on him is mad large
I know i wanna suck it
by anonymous December 23, 2022
mugGet the Christmas Treemug.

banjo trees

An uncommon name for marijuana

Can be paired with other words to express an action. Such as :
strumming = smoking
Person 1: I'm just strumming the ol' banjo trees
Person 2: you mean smoking pot?
Person 1: hell yeah
by CLoyurnrttehss March 24, 2019
mugGet the banjo treesmug.

Planting the Fig Tree

The action of inserting one's erect penis in to the anus of their partner
"Yeah man, I totally planted the fig tree in her last night"
"If I'm lucky I'll be planting the fig tree tonight"
by AntiCommunistAction April 9, 2021
mugGet the Planting the Fig Treemug.

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