Bean Nut Butter

That mixture of semen and lady juice found round the base of your cock after sexual intercourse.

Matty J: Hey Deano, you busy mate? I fancy some Bean Nut Butter!

Deano: Mate, you need a vagina for that shit.

Matty J: Yeah, I know, but you're so hot I want to try it anyway. Just chalk it down as practice. Now get your ass out.

Deano: For fuck sake Matty J, you really are the biggest queer I've met in my life. Just be gentle.

by BruffandConlon September 4, 2013

Peanut Butter Blossom

Named after the Christmas cookie, it is a sexual act in which one inserts one or more Hershey kisses into another persons asshole and proceeds to lick/eat the chocolate out as it melts.

Hey did you hear about jb? He just bought a bag of Hershey kisses for his boyfriend. He wants to try a peanut butter blossom tonight.

by Geraldorivera July 28, 2011

Lick Lick Butter

Lick Lick Butter is a Jamaican derived term for Love Butter. Now adopted by the UK Lip Balm brand "Lick Lick Butter" actually means to "ready ones lips for carnal pleasure"!

"Gloria, shut the curtains and pass me the Lick Lick Butter"!

by James Van Der Eng December 2, 2011

Peanut Butter Cunt

The asshole. The poop chute. The anal cavity.

My tinder hookup came over and even though I power bottomed, he absolutely ruined my moist tight peanut butter cunt.

by Dick Onchin November 8, 2020

peanut butter and joe

When your friend sticks his pointer and middle finger into a jar of peanut butter and opens the fingers into a V shape resembling that of female genitalia and proceeds to suggestively lick the peanut butter as if he is giving oral sex.

I love to peanut butter and joe when I make sandwiches

by Coopie lindberger meeeshmee July 13, 2022

BUTTER MY BISCUIT

A PHRASE USED TO DESCRIBE A SITUATION THAT ANGERS OR FRUSTRATES YOU.

USED IN PLACE OF GRINDS MY GEARS.

SARA: HE REALLY BUTTER MY BISCUITS WHEN HE CUT ME OFF.
STETTSON: I THINK YOU MEAN GRINDS YOUR GEARS.
SARA: I MEANT WHAT I SAID.

by Iliketothinkimcool October 29, 2022

Peanut Butter Princess

The act of spreading peanut on one’s vagina and training their dog to lick it off.

Everyone thought Janice was very sweet and attractive until word got out that during a slumber party she got out the Skippy, called her dog and claimed her title of Peanut Butter Princess.

by The Hero7 November 6, 2021