ninja turtle

when a turd gets past the grip undetected until too lake

After a ninja turtle interrupted my date , I waddled home ,threw my pants in the trash and cried in the shower for the rest of the day .....I'm certain she smelled it .

by Fiddlegrits December 4, 2022

Ninja

A blue-haired salty gamer from Twitch that'll only be nice to you if you're a kid or another Twitch streamer. The man's not even nice to his own wife and becomes toxic is a season skirmish. Most of his videos on Twitch/Youtube consist of him getting high-kill games and being nice. But be careful. He sometimes can't control what he says and becomes toxic to his own friends. He's usually a nice person but off-camera he's just another Jake/Logan Paul. He's also rich AF and spends his money on nothing.

"Ninja has ligma and he's overrated like Fortnite."

by seeseesnowboard October 24, 2018

ninja

N.national
I.intelegents
N.na
J.just
A.assholes

rick is a real ninja

by dfgffi;sdfisfdishgeorfeiohaeir January 5, 2010

puma ninja

a hot chick with ninja like moves and the sexual prowlness of a puma

dude you see that puma over there? you mean the one standing right behind you.. whoah! puma ninja

by redickulos May 15, 2011

Spider-ninja

spider-ninja is a song made by grade 8 people in Canada and they are super cool and really chill people. Spider-ninja was inspired by a high school assembly and have brought these three gr 8 girls closer together as friends!!

Chelsea: Izzy sing Spider-ninja in the Talent Show
Izzy: That’s a great idea
Annika: I wanna sing too!!
All three girls: LETS SING OUR SONG TOGETHER

by let’s rock and roll 123 November 23, 2019

Imagine if ninja had a low taper fade

Your still stuck in January 2024, your probably 5 yrs old and watch skibbity toilet on a daily basis.

Mike: What haircut should I get?
Samuel: Imagine if ninja had a low taper fade!!!
Mike: Kill your self

by FourBigLoadedDicksInMyMouth March 27, 2024

ninja

“What the fuck you say to me you little shit” -Ninja
“Don’t bully others” -Also Ninja
“I’m not seeing enough movement” -Ninja at the Flossing World Record

Ninja is a dork. Ninja isn’t that good at fortnite. Ninja is a joke.

by orange justice 🤓 July 24, 2020