curve master

Someone who is a master at throwing curves. You try to get at them, and they shut you down with the gnarliest curve of 2016

Isaac is such a curve master. He curved Amaya so hard.

by Chuntimaster831 June 25, 2016

Flow master

A Flow Master; a master sales man, the ability to sell anything, flow of personal connections.

You sold that lady a dead bird when she was on vacation in Atlantic City. Ty, you're a flow master.

by Flow Mastet Ty May 29, 2016

Zuke Master

A person who has perfected the art of zuking. These special individuals can zuke on command, and as much as they are needed to.

Sam is an absolute Zuke Master! On my momma, he can zuke for days on end.

by FP_Fan15 May 11, 2016

Tanken master

A sword master. Tanken means a dagger in Japanese. So if someone is a tanken master, it means they are good with swords. And bad*ss with daggers. Also, it is not used regularly, it is used maybe if it is an anime. Naruto

Whoa! That dude is a freaking tanken master! Sword Art Online

by TheTankenKing May 15, 2016

Puppet master

When you manipulate a person to speak in a certain direction

She's the puppet, and I'm the puppet master.

by Earning a fucking July 12, 2016

instant mashed potatoes

A vile, ungodly creation with no equal. The ultimate torture weapon of suburban mother's who don't like to peel potatoes or work late. A plague upon suburbia that leaves only hungry children and carnage in it's wake. A "food" dish from hell itself which can both lacerate the inside of your mouth with water-resistant flakes and also dribble out your mouth as you choke on it and beg for the gentle release of death. Generally, they're pretty terrible. Can be used to great effect in soups if you're allergic to flour though.

"Sweetie, I made instant mashed potatoes to go with dinner."
"Fuck you. I'm going out for Thai food. Eat that crap yourself."

by AC1919 December 30, 2016

excel master

"Just like Mozart mastered the piano to make beautiful music, an Excel Master mastered Excel to make beautiful spreadsheets." -jh

An Excel Master makes a layman's Excel spreadsheet look like a paper towel after cleaning up a pizza party gone to the dogs.

Typically, Excel Masters hold their former Excel spreadsheets dear to their heart.

Since an Excel Master may have a special fondness of numbers and organization, they make great co-workers and friends.

Step back!---Jon's creating an Excel Masterpiece and you know that means; Mozart is rolling in his grave. It's okay Mozart, we'll play your Piano Concerto No. 24 at the unveiling of Jon's latest Excel Masterpiece.

Why didn't you tell me that Jon's an Excel Master? I spent the past hour working on this sloppy spreadsheet, while he's over there like a wizard using his Excel Mastery arts.

by SP@RKLE February 11, 2017