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Jacob is a pretty cool dude. He is great at cooking (no) He can exhale with the power of Zeus himself, and FINALLY the greatest geologist/architect/CHIC magnet/attracts only NOT sluts
Jacob: ni hao

Girls: nOoO

Jacob: CHING CHONG

GIRLS: (0___0)
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Is mine 😩😩😩
“jacob is so hot” me: “i know right but hes mine
by ilikewomanalot September 23, 2021
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A person that is the worst dude in the world that goes by the name KronicRL in fortnite and smells like my goats toe cheese after a saturday Goat Shit Stomping rally.
Yo have you seen Jacob play today?
by Mrfunnyguy10 October 3, 2020
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Jacob is the meanest two faced bitch you will ever meet. He will act like he is into you and wants to be more than friends but he is secretly talking to 10 other hoes. He will talk bad about you behind your back and he will block you so he can pay attention to his other hoes. Jacobs are usually very attractive but their personality and inside is disgusting.
Omg what kind of person is he?
oh he's a Jacob.
by Madso June 25, 2020
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he is a good friend, he gets all the ladies but has a tiny penis, he also likes old woman with incredibly saggy vagina's
by jeezo yunglee February 11, 2014
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hey jacob, yo whats good maneeee
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