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I'm up against a hard break

When your wife, kids, or boss are arguing with you and you want to end it. Signaling the conversation is DEFINITELY OVER.
Used frequently by news anchors.
Wife: Baby, you know that trip I was talking about and the car I wanted, and the dinner party you said you would go to?

Husband: Sorry hon, I'm up against a hard break.
by spudsNbuds February 22, 2011
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Oh hard damn, this is my jam

expression used to laugh off a shitty situation. like' oh what the the hell, its okay' or 'screw it, it's not important'
person a: SHIT I DIDNT SAVE THE FILE
person b: oh hard damn, this is my jam
person a: yeah screw it, who gives a shit
by shineshineblind May 11, 2009
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try hard

by bob April 7, 2003
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good hard dicking

The panacea for any problem a woman could possibly face.
"Bethany's parents died last night of carbon monoxide poisoning, she was so devastated that she had a miscarriage! They'd been trying for years, who knows if Jim will ever be able to produce a functional sperm again!"
"Nothing a good hard dicking couldn't fix."
by butterbutmuffins February 15, 2017
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High Hard One

When being intimate with a woman who is bent over, your hitting her "HIGH" hole with your "HARD ONE". Therefore your giving her the High Hard One
by HighHardOne44 December 2, 2018
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Tibetan hard candy

Take 4 hits of acid, then you swallow hardcandy whole, (preferably starburst's hard candies) then rip off Geraldo Riveria's mustache, take a huge ungodly foul shit in a resting home for senior citizens, then while writing your name on the wall with your poop, fight of security (or police if they arrive) with Geraldo Riveria's mustache, while The Breakfast Club plays on the t.v. in reverse with only Worcestershire sauce commercials replacing Judd Nelson's lines.
-Catholic School boy #1 "Did you see Britany Spears Tibetan hard candy last night?"

-The goth chick from The Breakfast Club: No but I did see the Paris Hilton sex tape, that'll give ya a yeast infection.
by CIA Napkin August 15, 2006
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Sweaty Try Hard

Someone who tries so hard to be cool, that it's extremely noticeable which makes them automatically not cool.
That girl trying to hang out with Pams is such a sweaty try hard.
by pamsforprez July 23, 2017
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