free the gouch

a phrase used by those who are victim blamers and think sexual harassers should be let free

Bob: "FREE THE GOUCH!"
Jeff: "You never get laid bro, do you?"

by anon1569 May 14, 2021

free hat

when thw male ejaculates with a condom on and the girl takes the condom and wears it like a hat

damn man my girlfriend did a free hat and then her friend came out of the closet and then the last thing i knew was that i was on a threesome

by diego´s friend May 16, 2021

sugar free onion

What I call anyone that has mental issues

Your a sugar free onion
(Said to hobo across the street)

by Awesome cat child May 22, 2021

Rubber free zone

A whore or a female that can’t get pregnant anymore.

Jasons mom Gale is a rubber free zone. No rubbers needed in her bedroom.

by Suck it Jason May 23, 2021

Gluten free

Eternal pain, suffering and dehydration

Oh fuck, the crumbs, they’re everywhere, it’s a fucking desert. Oh god have mercy on my Gluten Free soul

by Shrivelled Dried Corpse May 24, 2021

free newspapers

another word for fire lighting material

He's not burning properly
chuck some more free newspapers on him

by The incredibly smelly jerry September 19, 2003

Giving them away for free

Stop trying to reframe what it happening here jew.

Hym "No I am not giving them away for free you need to credit me and pay for that or I will murder so many fucking kids you won't be able to look at a child without seeing my face. If I have to come for you I will sue the living piss out of you and if that fail the child murder will not."

by Hym Iam August 19, 2024