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Ethan

Ethan is a big gooner who is dating a girl to hide his gayness. He loves Michael very much and wishes he could be with him instead of his girlfriend. He is always getting in trouble and crashing out on people, but he never crashes out on Michael because he loves him very much.
Girl 1- Ethan looks at micheal differently than you

Girlfriend-I know he is always hanging out with Micheal and is always talking about him
by totallynotme69 May 29, 2025
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Ethan is a man (nu duh) and is someone who often likes gaming, enjoys cracking jokes (even if they are old or make no sense in the context) and fighting. He is nice to hang around and is quite funny. Many times when you meet an Ethan they will be a complete dumbass (do thinks like drink soap) but are really smart when it comes to certain things. Overall are a really great friend to have by your side because they once you become friends, they will make funny jokes and will defend you in conflicts.
person 1: oh hey it’s Ethan
person 2: yeah he’s funny and I once saw him protect his friend against a thug
person 3:that’s Ethan for you
by potatomuncher69420 June 11, 2025
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A man who breaks out in hives when there’s a female nearby.
“Ethan is always covered in rashes now that he works with three whole women.”
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A person who is very stupid and is very ugly and goofy. 99.99% chance this kid is white and acts goofy. and is so short (3'2). everyone hates this type of person and he has no friends.
OMGGG! His name is probably Ethan.
by aiden347 December 6, 2022
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Someone who is probably retarded and makes jokes that are not funny
Ethan: what do you call a person who eats children?
Me: what?
Ethan: a person who eats children!
by waz up dan6966969696966996 December 9, 2022
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ethan liao

ok this msg is for ethan liao bc he’s just perfect ykyk. ok so basically ethan, i’ve been wanting to tell u that i liked u for a very long time. like even ur sister knows lmao. santa didn’t give me what i wanted bc i put you in my wishlist 😭 but it’s fine. anyways, i’ve been wanting to tell you that, everytime when you msg me, i get all excited. but what really hurt me was that you were literally so dry. like as dry as the desert. but you were still my number one. n you short asf. like even a girl is taller than u, smh. anyways… .i hope u never see this msg bc it’s just a dumb middle school crush ☹️
girl: hey girl, just to lyk that THE ethan liao is coming THIS way
me: OMG
ethan: *literally bumps into me without saying an excuse me or sorry*
me: THAT WAAS SO DANG ATTRACTIVE!!! so hot omg
girl: girl…you picked the wrong dude.

me: no i didn’t, he’s so handsome
girl: GIRL, DONT EVEN TALK ABOUT HIS LOOKS…

**this was a real life experience…he literally bumped into me during the thanksgiving feast in middle school. he didn’t say an excuse me or sorry, he just continued talking with his friends. i was literally getting all excited that i went to the bathroom with my friend and i was literally punching the stalls and kicking the air with my feet. he got me all excited n sh….😭**
by ilovefrankocean123 December 12, 2022
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good nice boy
that smart boy that with passion to be somebody
Fabi: ethan has 12 pack
Morgan: i know here showed me
by papi69213 December 17, 2022
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