cracked

Free version of paid software

I used cracked photoshop.

by Mandogy June 2, 2018

The Cracken

When a girlfriend sweeps away a boy friend from his friends. the girlfriend would be known as The Cracken the boyfriend on the other hand would be known as the sailor.

Jeff: Dude when was the last time you saw nick?

Matt: I don't know man, he's just a poor sailor in the grasps of The Cracken

Jeff: Damn....I never thought he'd become a sailor.

by Thechoseone2233 September 22, 2009

meaty clackers

When your balls have reached an extreme size and shape,making a clacking sound like two plastic balls touching.

"Hey Jon, look at my meaty clackers!"

by YOURE MOOM October 6, 2016

carmel craker

Carmel craker

A Caucasian who basically thinks they are and/or acts Mexican.

Carmel craker

Jose: hey essay you seen BIll.
Juan: Oh, the carmel cracker.
Jose: yeah him.
Juan:haven't seen him.

by Farmer_jack January 13, 2017

THE BETTY CROCKER

WHEN U FIST YOUR GIRLFRIEND JUST TO GET YOUR UNBORN FETUS OUT OF HER UTERUS. SPRINKLE IT WITH SOME HOT SAUCE AND PEPSI. THEN LEAVE IT IN HER EASY BAKE OVEN FOR 4 HOURS AND 10 MINUTES TO GET RID OF THE EVIDENCE. REPEAT IF DESIRED

The Betty crocker was first discovered
. Well never if u r a chef

by War child 5544 September 23, 2018

clacker

1. noun. a high fashion, sophisticated girl, always wearing the new Chanel or Yves Saint Laurent. Someone who knows the difference between the colors black and onix.
2. a stunning beauty working in NYC for somekind of fashion magazine. ALWAYS showing up to work in the hottest styles, possibly not even out for the public yet.

The Devil Wears Prada. "works with a minion of clackers"

by DulceysSecret March 12, 2007

crackerjack

A game played with multiple males, where the objective is to jack off onto the cracker as quickly as possible. The last one must eat the cracker.
Also: Snapple Jack

Those fags crackerjacked all last night.

by WyndX April 12, 2003