An actual cult disguised as a residential college at the University of Otago
Breather 1: Ay that girl fine af
Breather 2: Nah bro she at Knox College
Breather 1: Oh shit never mind then
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Sophomore in College is used to call people Gay, Black, and Dumb all in one and is very insensitive and rude.
That dude over there is such a Sophomore in College.
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Surrounded by woods filled with homeless heroine addicts Smith College is a liberal haven in the middle of bum fuck nowhere.

Smith College has a 2.6 billion dollar endowment (2022) but could not be bothered to provide a free tampon at the 120 million dollar New Neilson Library. Its ok though, smithies like to free bleed.

The wild lesbos are frequently seen putting out bougie ciggs under their platform docs.

Often walking in herds smith athletes are a different breed entirely. Often confused as to how they ended up in a land of dyed haired degenerates. Their superiority complex manifests in idiotic UMASS boyfriends who roam the halls and leave stray pubes on the gender neutral toilet seats.

As the most haunted campus in the United States, Smith College boasts heaps of paranormal activity often resulting in lesbian tarot readings and seances.

Weekends are spent fantasizing about pussy, and hiding from your exes in dingy quad basements. The best parties take place in the academic buildings, where the passively rebellious Smithie might attempt to disappoint their parents.

The professors are either old, sexy, or a confusing combination. It could be that we are all just thirsty...

Unlike the Smith website may advertise Smith is mostly populated by white bisexuals from the Boston area and Portland.

Smithies work hard, but smoke harder, eager to forget their professors bussy which they desperately long to peg.
Stranger: What school do you go to?
Me: Smith College
Stranger: Cool, I like the gays
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This is rape will its happen on the college campus
Did you hear she got College campus rape
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a community college with the hottest bitches, especially Payton and Sam
Wow, Payton is so sexy. She must be going to Scott Community College!
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full of stuck up twelves who think they run Sydney and better than everyone because they go to a co-ed school.
All boys act like their apart of a gang and all the girls act like everyone loves them but in reality their a bunch on nobody’s, flops and slurs
guy- “what school do u go to”
girl - “rosebank college you”
guy - *pending*
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A fake college where all the staff are groomers and they allow rape. Don’t forget the blue American spirits.
“Hey man I got into Sterling college VT!”
“You mean that weird camping cult? Good luck bro”
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