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Mike-Ass

A word coined by the U.C.C.R, Taiping and Grey Coast. It comes from the micronational community. The word is used to mock a micronational organization called The Micronational Assembly. Since U.C.C.R, Taiping and Grey Coast are members of the I.D.T (an opposing organization to the Micronational Assembly) they don't like it and continually make fun of it. Since (Mic) is pronounced like Mike in the word Micronational, and since the word Assembly has the word Ass in it. The term is used to mock the Micronational Assembly by calling them Mike Asses, Mike HeadAsses Mikey Bois, or Ass bois.
Dont be like those Mike-Ass bitches.

Shut the fuck up Mike-Ass.
by Grey Coast March 6, 2021
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Heavy Ass

When a woman has a nice thick ass that has some weight on it. Butt cheeks likely pop out the bottom of her shorts.
That girl KD has a nice heavy ass
by Stopher0189 March 13, 2021
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Ass splat

If someone calls you this, they're calling you a piece of shit. (Insult)
"Derick, you ass splat! You broke my phone!"
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Ass fairy

A not so mythical creature who vistits you in your sleep, buggering you with out disturbing said slumbering. The ass fairy then leaves you half a roll of quaters on the night stand, a half pack of ciggerttes taped to your palm, and a sore arse.
Andy "Dude I passed out at Jeff's party last night and got visited by the ass fairy."
Aaron "Oh Ya, how do you know?"
Andy "My ass hole hurts like a mother, and a had a half-pack of marb's duct taped to my hand, but at least he gave me bus fare."
by Ozwald March 24, 2006
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Ass Muffin

The smell that exists when a bunch of teenage boys sleep and eat in the same room for over 24 hours without showering. If you experience the ass muffin smell you are advised to internally combust, because your life is over.
zomg that hax! He UnleasHED a nasty ass muffin smell!
by Greg J.B March 27, 2007
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ass crabs

Persistant crabs that manage to burrow inside the anus.
These ass crabs are tearing my shit apart. Literally.
by Steve Yonker January 30, 2005
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ass ranger

Gay man. Sometimes refers to gay cowboy types or backwoods hicks that like anal sex.
That guy in the cowboy hat with the pink tutu is a real ass ranger.
by Willy Nilly April 28, 2003
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