Free-range chickens

Undisciplined children who run freely throughout a restaurant with little to no action taken by their parents to prevent the inappropriate behavior.

These free-range chickens won't stop knocking into my chair, and it's annoying the hell out of me.

by Universe and Acrimony November 27, 2009

practically free

When you tell multiple parties you are practically free, and the parties are unbeknownst to each other. This results in overlapping plans, being late, and most likely cancelling plans with some of said parties.

Nikita: Yo are u free to watch Monster this weekend?
Verd: Yea I'm practically free
Nikita: ... oh no ... Verd how many people do you say you were free to?
Verd: Oh only 5 - 10 people
Nikita: fuck so you're not free then
Verd: I'm practically free tho
Nikita: fuck you

by Radiotrophic Gint May 11, 2025

Free Willy

When you and your partner rush to have sePENISx and you end up without using a condom

Dude, Sara needed to smash last night, so I pulled a "Free Willy"

by SausageNoodle442 March 1, 2017

YBN FREE FREE

Ybn free free is a fan of ybn ,and love eating school lunch.

Hey ybn free free what you eating there?

by Cjsavage November 24, 2018

Free the bong

When you have too much weed in a bong so you have to put it on the table to save yourself and your group from eminent death. Once a bong is freed it is available for anyone to pick up and light.

Stoner 1: I’m way too high bro, I gotta free the bong.
Stoner 2: Agreed, I’m stoned as fuck too.

by Ktayah February 3, 2018

Free Palestine

It is a sentence Pro-Palestinians use to demand the government to stop massacring the people of Palestine.

I believe Palestine should be free! Therefore, I go to protests and say "Free Palestine!"!

by Abdeena June 24, 2024

tobacco-free campus

A college or workplace where the management falsely lures prospective students/employees by using deceptive wording on their property-rules signs.

Disgruntled newbie college student: Dag-blast this university and their "tobacco-free campus" signs --- here I'd thought they'd be giving away cigarettes to anyone who signed up for classes!

by QuacksO May 24, 2016