Western Wet Willy

The action of inserting a penis and/or dildo into one’s ear after intercourse

Damn bro that Western Wet Willy was extreme

by TheSquashSquire January 19, 2022

Walking on the wet carpet

The sexual act of rubbing ones foot on a womans vagina to stimulate her to orgasm.

Walking on the wet carpet

Took a walk on the wet carpet last night, that bitch was WET!

by Dusk-Runner November 27, 2012

wet rugby ball

What Rob the nurse says after a rugby match.

Example: Please get your wet rugby balls off my forehead.

He slapped Rob in the forehead with his wet rugby balls.

by Cheeky Frank July 3, 2015

mexican wet whistle

Pouring a shot of tequila down an ass crack (using the crack as a funnel to shoot tequila down your throat i.e. tequila luge) while tongue punching the fart box.

How far did you get with Emily last night? Nothing but a Mexican wet whistle, did about 4 and called it a night...

by ZCV99 February 6, 2019

wet young bastard

A boy at any young age group who contains the ability to make a 3 point jumpshot very well.

If I would've made that shot I would've been a wet young bastard

by JoJo Hodges March 27, 2008

Wet-Face Watermelon

A wet-face watermelon is a sex act involving Watermelon Pop Rocks, a spatula, industrial strength zip ties, Pioneer Valley Gourmet Cinnamon Apple Passion Syrup, Hello Kitty bandaids, and two pinecones from 1 to 3 inches in diameter. The book containing a description of this act, From Gangbangs to Bungalows: A Comprehensive Encyclopedia of Kinks, Hang-Ups, and Deviations, has been banned in almost every developed country, though rumor has it that this ritual is still a common practice among natives of Micronesia.

Alas, I guess we'll never know just what a wet-face watermelon is.

by Angela Diablo January 26, 2016

wet puppy nose

When you really have to shit and you can feel the tip just sqeeze out of your butt hole, like a wet puppy's nose, as it gets born.

Man I really have to get home quick. I can feel that little wet puppy nose pushing hard.

by AndersSN December 17, 2008