My brain had an abortion

It's when you're about to to have a Thought Baby, but lose it.

A: "I almost had it but then my brain had an abortion."
B: "what?"
A: "I was about to have a Thought Baby, but then my brain had an abortion
B: "Ahh, I see. I hate when that happens"

by Sloth Lord July 29, 2018

Brain and Head

Giving brain and head means that some is having Head and getting knowledge for example a teacher has sex with one student one day they give head next day knowledge.

Guy1: Have you heard of Brian he go brain and head with the oldest teacher
Guy2: NO WAY DUDE!!!
Guy1: LOL

by zedukyt August 5, 2018

Brain Suckers

Brain suckers is another name for headphones that weird / phychotic teachers use

*listening to music*
Teacher; 'THOSE ARE BRAIN SUCKERS GET THEM OUT OF YOUR EARS"

by Root Seal, Root Root August 7, 2018

Daddy's Brain

When you have so many kids and all you think about is working, providing for your kids, and protecting your family. Obsessing over these matters so much that you cannot remember anything else. (ie. niece's birthdays, religious holidays, politics, and daily small details about life)

Tay has 3 kids, so he has an extreme case of Daddy's Brain.

by JoMomma923 August 27, 2018

Brain drain

Going on and on like a bloodstain phrase written by Marianne Faithful. Rambling so much you empty the contents of another person

She was such a brain drain babbling on as she was

by Dgnflyinca August 27, 2018

Dead Brain

When you put dumb weight in your body and your brain shuts down.

Did you know 30%fat or more is called Dead Brain?

by Everyone Us September 4, 2018

scattered brain

"'(FLAKE)'".

Scattered brain!

by Jetnosfreak September 7, 2018