A dog acquired either during retirement or less commonly as a manisfestation of ENS (empty nesting syndrome) that is treated with a high degree of preference, most often surpassing that of any actual children a retiree has.
My parent’s retirement dog, Murphy, got more Christmas presents than me.
Dad got a purse for his retiremtent dog; we call it the Murphpurse.
Dad got a purse for his retiremtent dog; we call it the Murphpurse.
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Noun
Bun made out of the fur or hair on top of a dogs head. (This bun does not include their ears)
This term was was coined and trademarked in 2016 and went viral on the internet, especially on Instagram.
People prefer dog buns over man buns because everyone loves dogs and they’re adorable.
Noun
Bun made out of the fur or hair on top of a dogs head. (This bun does not include their ears)
This term was was coined and trademarked in 2016 and went viral on the internet, especially on Instagram.
People prefer dog buns over man buns because everyone loves dogs and they’re adorable.
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Person one: wow what a cute dog, what’s his name?
Person two: this is Apollo the dog, isn’t he the best dog ever.
Person two: this is Apollo the dog, isn’t he the best dog ever.
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