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Your Tea's Weak

An insult used towards people that specifies that they have weak insults and banter game.
Shut up man, your tea's weak!
by Doctor Defenition May 31, 2018
mugGet the Your Tea's Weakmug.

Body tea

To describe someone’s body that is banging hot
She get money her body tea she super thick she super pretty
by BADDEST304 February 9, 2024
mugGet the Body teamug.

long island hot tea

Tampering with a Keurig k-cup by introducing an undesirable foreign substance. Most likely semen.
Dan: Hey John, did you put cream in my coffee?

John: In a way, I did. That's a long island hot tea.
by Little stumpy January 14, 2020
mugGet the long island hot teamug.

roof tea

The brown liquid that falls from the ceiling when your roof is leaking
Damn dude, we're brewing roof tea by the bucket! Wish it was worth something.
by phecez May 23, 2014
mugGet the roof teamug.

Chindian tea

When you go to Starbucks and they have "Indian Chai Tea", which is silly because 'chai' already means tea.

It's basically like calling it "Indian Tea Tea".
So as a further bastardization, the whole situation is made worse by referring it simply as "Chindian Tea."
Monica: "Hey, wanna meet up at the Laurel Village Starbucks and talk about our relationships with men and our relationship to food?"
Somya: "Absolutely! Let's get some chindian tea!"
by monicaheddneck September 16, 2023
mugGet the Chindian teamug.

Angelas Tea Bag

When you take a solid poop, but after standing up you turn around and the poop has started to turn the water brown, much like a tea bag will change the color of the water.
OMG Becky, someone didn't flush the toilet and left a Angelas Tea Bag sitting there waiting for me.
by Chewy-girl February 5, 2019
mugGet the Angelas Tea Bagmug.

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