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Ass Tea

The act of pouring boiling water into an open anus and subsequently steeping a tea bag in said butthole to create a warm, soothing beverage.
"I need something to soothe my sore throat and my ass eating fetish"

"Fire up the kettle and spread open my asshole, bro. You want mint or chamomile? It's time for some ass tea."
by sophisticatedDooba August 3, 2022
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sweet tea

katherine's idea of what sweet tea is, even though it's just iced tea with sweetener

*sweet tea
katherine likes to drink sweet tea
by sweetteaordie August 5, 2022
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Tea

(Drama) in other words gossip.
Girl 1: Did you hear the tea?
Girl 2: No, what tea?
Girl 1: I heard brad kissed Jessica at the party last night.
by Joseph Franco Jr. October 16, 2019
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Iced Tea Time

This is refeering to any time of day when you drink iced tea, since iced tea is an all-the-time beverage.
AAAAWW YEAA, It's Iced Tea Time!!!
by Sean McCouste October 17, 2019
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Teas

Used mostly by black, queer individuals to indicate a resemblance or similarity between people or situations. Occasionally spelled "tease".
"Ariane looked so good, she was giving Rihanna teas up in there!"
by OkChile October 20, 2019
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October 30th, get ya kettles ready and dump tea on anyone from the UK
That british chick got tea dumped on her for national dump tea on a brit day
by Feisty American Minecraft God October 25, 2019
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Tea

Most people think of “tea” as something to drink, not in this case! It is used as something to gossip with
by Catsarelifeforme October 30, 2019
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