TOM

Time-Of-(the)-Month

jill- "FUCK OFF JOHN"
john- "why so angry today? TOM?"

by anonymous January 20, 2024

Tom bitchery

A level of bitchmade attitude that has never been seen

Your level of Tom bitchery is insane

by Isaac tandoh January 20, 2024

Tom Kaulitz

sexiest man alive
God blessed him

Emily: Bill Kaulitz is so sexy XD

Anna: Yeah but Tom Kaulitz is hotter

Emily: They’re literally twins

Anna: I don’t care I want him inside me

by softceIl January 21, 2024

Pulling a Tom

“To pull a Tom” (Disparaging)
To arrive significantly late to a pre arranged meeting with another individual in a manner similar to what a Tom would do.

Tom: Fuck I’m pulling a Tom!
Kevin: Oh no so you’ll be late?
Tom: skibidbi toilet

by Dom of Tom February 2, 2024

Tom

What an twatbaghole! Loves himself more than anyone ever could, and no one could because he’s vile, boring, shit stirring, violent, manipulative thug!

“Oh hi Tom” “um who are you to talk to me I’m god (apparently)”

by Rmorgen February 5, 2024

tom holland lip sync

We know this isnt your first time watching it, although its weirdly funny….

Did you see the tom holland lip sync battle yesterday?

by rain;( December 8, 2023

Tom Z

The condition/disease of acting like a robot at school, symptoms being lack of social awareness, awkward in public, lack of awareness of physical appearance, and loss of friends. It is contagious.

You’re such a bot you have Tom Z.

by Ohio1111 December 13, 2023