Jacket tits

A woman who looks like she has big tits but in reality it's all jacket. It's an optical illusion her small tits are made to look big because of her jacket.

Who's she kiddin they're jacket tits.

by Motherchuckler September 12, 2014

Armpit Tit

The fold under a morbidly obese male's armpit that extends to the back.

Fat man: "Has anyone found the remote?"
Skinny man: "have you looked under your armpit tit?"
Fat man: "yeah, but I only found this half eaten sandwich!"

by Muckleash November 23, 2014

Bitch tits

A bitch ass fuck boy with huge double D tits. Known for being a lil shit and stealing jokes

I hate bitch tits. He could literally go fuck himself

by thehumandildo January 7, 2015

Tit jizz

Breast milk; lactating male or female

Dang that baby loves tit jizz.
#davelovestitjizz.

by Canada Rulz December 24, 2013

Ghetto Tits

Where the word Ghetto meets the saying "It's the tits" and becomes an insult.

Hey Ghetto Tits, how's it going? Just kidding I don't give a fuck.

by Notsoprostitute August 17, 2015

Crispy tits

Tits (also known as boobs) that have been sunburned so bad that they turn crispy and bright red in color. These kinds of tits may peel so bad that you are able to pick off an ocean of skin.

Boil and brew went to the beach and came back with sore crispy tits

by Brookis1999 September 11, 2015

Caramel tits

Caramel tits is when you ask a gal for pictures of her tits smeared with whipped cream but shes out of whipped cream so she sends you a picture of caramel smeared on her tits with the name Caramel Tits.

You:Hay random girl can you give me some caramel tits?
Girl: Fuck it sure!

by 69Anonymous420911HailHydra October 14, 2018