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Discovery Canyon Middle School

i hate my existence at discovery canyon middle school
by Kingleeyy April 24, 2019
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Holland Middle School

All of the people here vape to be cool or be cool to vape. You can’t get through the hallways without getting shoved into a locker after someone got pushed by one of their buddies, and your teachers are either the best person ever, or they are a pedophile that calls the women in your class “princess” or any other term of endearment. This place is the place that people are happy when they get a D even though they know they are gonna get their ass whooped by their parents for it. The people at this school say things to people to sound rude even thought the word isn’t bad, for example, someone could call someone a thundercunt thinking it’s bad even though it’s just violently throwing someone in a wall. The people here are honestly all Russian or really white. I swear I’ve only seen like 3 black people here. And the white kids love to scream the n word, even though none of them have the pass. Literally you can’t just walk into this school and just hear literally every single slur and swear word that exists because everyone just uses every single one in one sentence. And also, everyone here beats up the gays. In this place, you are either a fucking vapist, rapist, racist or you are bullied. And all the athletic boys just want people to give them head, specifically the blond hot Cheeto girls that wear uggs and have fuckin 16 inch nails. Anyway, all in all you don’t want to enter this insane asylum, because you won’t make it out alive and with both of your testicles.
Person 1: Hey, look! There’s a boy getting head while vaping! Person 2: must be a Holland Middle School kid.
by Drake The Woman April 1, 2025
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Omni middle school

Wack ass school with staff who don't do shit, girls who all simp for one mop haired emo kid, and boys who say some of the most racist, homophobic, disgusting, inhuman, gut wrenching shit you will ever hear. The white kids here ghettoer than the ghetto and the cafeteria which serves wet, thrown-up patties in between two slices of the dryest, most tasteless pieces of bread a human has ever tasted.
Anyone else: “omg you go to omni middle school? I have you in my prayers.”
1% of sane kids: “thanks, i nee-“
Lauren: “GeReEeEe🥺”
by Wifebeater2000 June 2, 2022
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Meramec Valley Middle School

A place full of extra fake hoes. Everyone here is either fake,trash, or the 10% of decent human beings. Also a place where any private place has a vaping looser. Welcome to our hell aka middle school
"Hell and meramec valley middle school are very similar"
by Nick-Jesus May 9, 2018
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Clark middle School

This school is located in St. John is the richest school in the LC district. We love our school and as a all-white school… we love to make fun of other districts!
her: ewww look at Merrillville and they are so ghetto…
him: yea i’m glad i don’t go to a run down school and we go to Clark Middle School
by cartiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii April 19, 2022
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Middle School

a place where you don't know what you learned because you didn't learn anything and Grammarly is like a video game because it drives you insane with boredom, boredom being the very definition of math class, and Chinese class is a nightmare and there's way too much homework and your friend gets too choose when they get to go to school and they got to choose to be in Spanish class instead of Chinese which we've been having to do for years and then she tells your enemy that you have brain problems and she calls you slow behind your back so is she really your friend she reads your diary and then makes fun of you and when you and...
middle school was the reason Jenny went insane
by PhantomWolf347 November 17, 2022
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Cocalico Middle School

Cocalico Middle School is the amalgamation of cis boys, gay people, and suicidal children - a hellscape where one shall be bullied no matter who they are, and being anything but able-bodied, cis, hetero, and white will get you made fun of.
I love the teachers at Cocalico Middle School, but the kids suck ass.
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