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Leg Runner

Someone who is extremely stupid. They will often lack even the basic knowledge common to small children. Derived from the derogatory phrase "the best part of you ran down your mother's leg."
Person 1: "Yo, that guy just asked me what part of Africa Canada was in!"

Person 2: "Dude's a total Leg Runner..."
by HarbingerOfDumb June 4, 2018
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Mum Legs

When a man has legs like a severely overweight women, this man is so ashamed he should never be allowed to wear shorts.

Generally a middle aged man, usually bald and not fat in himself just the owner of enormous legs sometimes likened to the legs of overweight babies (the tyre look)
Jesus... Cover up those mums! Are you pregnant or something!

Bro those things look like fat baby legs... What's that about!

Lad no amount of buckets will sort those mum legs out...

Fuck fella cow n gate should put those mums legs on show
by MANX PROPHET August 18, 2015
mugGet the Mum Legsmug.

lol legs

A very cool guy that plays league and has idiot friends that say its gay
You see that guy? He has Lol Legs
by The cool guy that plays Lol November 14, 2013
mugGet the lol legsmug.

Leg

Leg is a very pretty part of the body. It's usually orange and pink. You can walk on them, talk to them, sniff them and many more! Usually people have two legs, but some of them have only one. That's sad :(((( Legs are the best. You can do almost anything with them and they can handle the weight of your body. They're amazing. Leg is probably the longest part of your body. You should be grateful to them for the hard work they do to you. LOVE LEGS!
My legs are tired... I can't walk anymore...
by NightmareRonusok November 21, 2021
mugGet the Legmug.

Skinny Leg Syndrome

When individuals who strength train (usually men) are so preoccupied with having large arms and chest that they neglect leg exercises. The result is a top heavy looking individual with chiseled arms, chest and maybe even abs but with hilariously skinny legs. Essentially taking on the appearance of a mismatched Lego Minifigure.
Brenda: look at that at that guy lifting like 150 over there.

Jannet: he's got a nice upper body, too bad he's got skinny leg syndrome. Those legs look like toothpicks and he has no ass.
by ZeeEx December 22, 2019
mugGet the Skinny Leg Syndromemug.
A psychological disorder which involves one person unable to control their hands while there are another person's sexy legs in the near vicinity
Restless Hands on Sexy Legs Syndrome occurs when guy can't keep his hands off of a girl's sexy legs
by Uncle Hiro September 2, 2013
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My legs just divorced

Basically another way to say that you're spreading your legs
Chloe: Have you seen the Timothee Chalamet? He played Willy Wonka in that new movie
Sam: Of course! I saw the movie!
Sophia: Y'all don't know that he was in Lady Bird?! Unbelievable newgen locals;-;
Marcus: Omg my legs just divorced when I saw him😝
mugGet the My legs just divorcedmug.

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