Ez Showerin' 

When you wash your hair by kneeling your head in the shower,but keep your clothes on for ez access, because showers suck ball and it's way quicker.

My hair was nasty, so I put some shampoo in my hair and did some ez showerin', and within a minute my hair was great!

Ez Showerin' by The Thot Who Got Shot January 7, 2018

shooer 

the job australians tell people who have no clue about australia and think kangaroos are everywhere, hence the australina government hires shooers to shoo the kangaroos off the harbour bridge and other landmarks in the urban areas

cluless dude: "so what do you work as in australia... a farm hand" *chuckles to himself*
fucking awsome dude (aussie): "naaa mate im a shooer"
cluless dude: "whats a shooer?"

shooer by bananana man May 22, 2006

xary shorer

A person with progressive views, who attends underground events and dresses funky. May also have a proper career in Europe, but loves to binge drink. Xary shorer type of people love to leave people on delivered.

person 1#: what type of crowd attended that event?

person 2#: well, you know, xary shorer type people.

person#1: so the crowd was progressive

xary shorer by bumblecoffee August 10, 2023

sally the seed sower 

the art of a female pursuing a male interest through a mannerism of subtlety "planting the seeds" thereby attaining the affection of the desired male.

this happens when the the role of 'gary groundwork' is reversed.

Mary spent the entire night trying to impress John and although to begin with John was distant, her persistence drew him towards her as he soon fell into her trap.
Mary put her sally the seed sower skills to the test and was rewarded.

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sally the seed sower by b_evans2.0 March 19, 2013

showerrhea 

A case of diarrhea so severe that you have to jump into the shower right afterwards to wash the splatters off your ass.

"I am lactose intolerant and I get the worst cases of showerrhea every time I drink some."

showerrhea by Allen C. January 4, 2009

scandinavian showercap 

when you come up on an unsuspecting person, unzip your pants and plop your nuts on their forehead. You can also turn it into the Trojan war helmet, where you let the dick flop down and hit them in the nose. It can be also done willingly to a bitch who is trying to suck up on your dick.

my nigga k-sweezy was sleeping, so i blasted him wit the Scandinavian showercap

scandinavian showercap by Kelmonical October 13, 2006

Slower Dauphin

Slower Dauphin is another word for Lower Dauphin High School in Hummelstown, PA. It is the worst school anyone could possibly go to. there's always some kind of disgustingness going on there. whether it be people having sex in the bathroom, drug busts, or just plain stupidity. When people say they are going to fight someone they don't. People think they're tough shit because they can say someone about them over facebook or twitter. Teachers give you detentions for no reason. The principals don't know what's going on in the school. The football team is horrible and haven't won since... well ever. The cookies are only cooked for about 5 minutes giving you terminal illness. The nurses wouldn't send you home if your arm was falling off. And the teachers tend to "lose" homework even though you handed it in causing you to get a zero for the assignment.

*In a job interview*

Interviewer: So where did you go to school?

Joe: I attended lower dauphin

Interviewer: Oh, slower dauphin! That school sucks ass! No way in hell you're getting a job here.

Slower Dauphin by HowYouLikeMeNowMotherFuckaaa December 26, 2011