Rusty Collins

When your girly mouth gets sassy but then you realize you have no way of backing up your sass so you go into hiding hoping people forget, but they don’t.

When a Georgia Yard Sale Nancy Boy runs off at the flapjacks, He has a Rusty Collins

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Rusty eights

A female gang, 4 short of a dozen, with synced menstrual cycles.

In walked in the rusty eights and we all knew shit was about to go down.

by Winobot June 4, 2018

Rusty Cage

Going from tossing your salad to a BJ without rinsing.

She gave me the best rusty cage ever!

by Yablo April 22, 2024

rusty moonpie

When a girl is giving a male a rim job and the remains of a previous bowel movement leaves dried feces around her mouth.

Hey Sarah what the hell is that all over your face? Oh that's just the rusty moonpie Brian gave me.

by Puddjuice February 7, 2017

Rusty pony

When you're hitting a girl from the back and unexpectedly slip it in her ass while simultaneously wrapping a belt or other restraint around her neck and sliding up making her carry your weight. Trying to ride her for eight seconds.

Last night I gave your mom the rusty pony?

by That1guy555 January 11, 2024

Rusty Schwinn

Dry sex lacking natural or synthetic lubrication, generally initiated in haste without sufficient foreplay. Often, alleviation is attempted through the application of saliva. Probably originated from the general lack of care for old cheap bicycles leading to the squeaking of a rusty chain as they are pedaled down the road.

We were at her parents cabin and her father was out for 5 minutes, I had no other option than to rusty schwinn her.

by Dr. Ziploc August 1, 2010

Rusty racket

A prostitution ring that spealises in elderly ginger gentleman

I was walking my dog down by the docks and only walked straight into a rusty racket

by Rumbag April 12, 2024