A phenomenon, that occurs in most teenage boys. Who literally think about wanking all day every day, apart from when they are actually wanking. Wank Brain means the teenager is in a constant state of thinking about and longing for the next wank.
Mother to her friend. Timmy always seems so distant, he hardly communicates . If I ask him to do the dishes, he never does and says he, didn't hear me ask him. Friend. It sounds like he has Wank Brain, he will grow out of it eventually.
by CanucksEdge July 20, 2022
Get the Wank Brainmug. by Fireman2125 November 6, 2017
Get the sprinkle brainmug. Holy shit, my girlfriend called me to go eat thai while I was thinking the same thing. again. We have a fucking brain cable installed between us!
by GH27 April 7, 2023
Get the Brain Cablemug. An easy way of saying when you are so ready for Friday and the weekend! Have you ever had that feeling? Well, now its simple to say when you're feeling it!
by HufflepuffBookworm September 24, 2020
Get the Weekend Brainmug. Thinking too much to your self confessing shit you can't believe you thought judging your thoughts and logic and reasoning skills.
by Lvcifr March 20, 2020
Get the blabber brainmug. 
by mr.assorth October 2, 2013
Get the shit brainsmug.