water muffin

Someone who takes roids

Yeah you know dan, hes a right water muffin

by Ben6789 September 7, 2016

Cuffin a Muffin

When you date or marry a fat bitch and they are built like a muffin

“Yo Brad, I can’t believe you are cuffin a muffin I didn't know you liked them like that “

“Yeah Greg I like them with a little mass with the ass if you know what I mean”

by DICK-tionary December 8, 2024

muffin toppin

It's like guys tea bagging if you know what I meant. but... girl does it! Called "Muffin Toppin"

Elizabeth: playing game vs guys she's wins the game she went over to Michael she "muffins toppin" over him.

Michael: Noo! You just "muffin toppin" me!?

Elizabeth: Yes! I did! "Muffin Toppin" you loser.

by anonymous_Wolfe March 25, 2023

Rizz muffin

A very smarty and aquired person with good ways of talking to the opposite sex / or same

Keely is a rizz muffin

by rizzzmuffin January 11, 2025

Muffin top

An extremely rude insult to a person with an oversized midriff.

Can be used to discribe someone with a short blunt cock and small full-moon plate sized boobs.

You muffin top

Omg he must have a muffin top dick

Ewwww muffin top

by Seabass101 May 20, 2019

front muffin

see "fupa"

Santa has a voluptuous front muffin.

by maximarsergee February 1, 2010

muffin crier

somone who is always complaining.

dont be such a muffin crier.

by ryan watt April 21, 2005