Something a little greasy like a pastry, but sleazy like the IT guy peepin some cleavage while he uselessly double clicks your mouse.
by Amylaura September 9, 2020
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Jimmy took a ball right in the muffin smusher
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Jimmy gets a ton of chicks, he is a real muffin smusher
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Jimmy gets a ton of chicks, he is a real muffin smusher
by Donl;asDonny September 5, 2018
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Yes I had to put that three times because it’s the truth
Toll in the smollest way
Massive bubbly personality that I just wanna eat up
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Just a bloody lovely human if I’m honest dear lord am I LUCKYYY
I LOVE YOU, YOU PRECIOUS WHATSIT AHHHHH
Beautiful
Beautiful
Beautiful
Yes I had to put that three times because it’s the truth
Toll in the smollest way
Massive bubbly personality that I just wanna eat up
S M A R T
Humongous uwu supplies
Just a bloody lovely human if I’m honest dear lord am I LUCKYYY
I LOVE YOU, YOU PRECIOUS WHATSIT AHHHHH
My choc-chip banana Muffin™
by toastedtoast February 11, 2019
Get the Muffin™ mug.When you sneak a woman onto an airplane in your carry-on or checked luggage for the express purpose of engaging in consensual in-flight sex through a hole previously created in the side of said luggage.
Flight attendant: “Excuse me, sir, but please remove your penis from that luggage. I’m worried you’ll get sperm on your travel items.”
Frequent flyer with his penis in a piece of luggage: “Thank you for your concern, but there are no travel items in here, only my wife. We’re muffin smuggling as a means of keeping our marriage strong.”
Flight attendant: “I see. It’s important to do things as a couple. Can I get you a ginger ale?”
Frequent flyer: “Yes. Can I have also have an extra pack of cookies?”
Flight attendant: “No.”
Wife, from within the luggage: “I love when we muffin smuggle.”
Frequent flyer, his penis still in a piece of luggage: “Me too, dear.”
Pilot: “We’ll be landing in 15 minutes.”
Flight attendant: “Sir, I’m going to need you to exit the overhead compartment and return to your seat.”
Frequent flyer with his penis in a piece of luggage: “Thank you for your concern, but there are no travel items in here, only my wife. We’re muffin smuggling as a means of keeping our marriage strong.”
Flight attendant: “I see. It’s important to do things as a couple. Can I get you a ginger ale?”
Frequent flyer: “Yes. Can I have also have an extra pack of cookies?”
Flight attendant: “No.”
Wife, from within the luggage: “I love when we muffin smuggle.”
Frequent flyer, his penis still in a piece of luggage: “Me too, dear.”
Pilot: “We’ll be landing in 15 minutes.”
Flight attendant: “Sir, I’m going to need you to exit the overhead compartment and return to your seat.”
by CountOlaf69 June 22, 2024
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by Moom1 July 8, 2020
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