Juice Head

Someone who has a cup of juice on their head. Apparently.

Jaymie: "Look at Dave, he is a juice head."

Pete: "Why, because he has a glass of orange juice on his head?"

Jaymie: Yes.

by Jaymoi July 31, 2010

crack juice

Rockstar, specifically in the orange can, but also any of the other Red Bull type drinks used to get through the work day. See cubicle speed

Melinda: God, I wish I had some crack juice today!

Nate: I know, they were completely out at the store last night!

by tking6565 June 8, 2007

Juice world

When you or someone else puts lsd in your jamba juice smoothie

Who wants to juice world this thing

by pinSeth2000 December 8, 2019

happy juice

any intoxicating beverage i.e tequila, whiskey,etc.

Momma be lit on the happy juice huh?

by Captain Beef March 13, 2005

ignorant juice

Any concoction of alcohol used to make a person's attitude less than likeable and or annoying.

Ol girl had some "O.E." and now she's cussin out everybody in here." "Dat bitch must'ta had some ignorant juice then.

by Dr. Blake August 1, 2009

junkie juice

The slimy, smelly, discharge of a unwashed junkie's vagina.

"Dude, she smells like junkie juice!"

by fruiyapples3303 April 20, 2010

Grandma Juice

An alcoholic beverage consumed by grandmothers babysitting their grandkids in an effort to make said children more tolerable.

Ivan has been here since noon, I think I need a little grandma juice.

Grandma had Ivan for 4 hours today, so I think she deserves a little grandma juice.

by EMunger May 26, 2009