jake zannoni

Braking two bones back to back in a one and a half month time span.

“Aww man I heard you broke your other wrist, man you really pulled a Jake Zannoni.

by Jake Zannoni September 22, 2020

Jake

A man or woman who acts like a cock sucking piece of shit that can only get fucked by using dirty macking tactics.

Damn Larry is such a Jake, he told my girl sum bullshit about the party last weekend.

by North sider tumtum February 8, 2022

Jake

(Adj.) To penetrate the penis quickly into a girl

I jaked the bitch last night in bed

by TheCarp16 September 17, 2017

Jake Adam

ones ability to be the world's utmost pest of a human.

that person is a real Jake Adam

by psy111 July 26, 2019

jake tube

A tube, often made of clear plastic, used to transfer fecal material from the anus of one partner, to the anus of another, for the purpose of sexual gratification. -see also Jaketube

My Jake Tube is in the dishwasher.

by Jacob Tuber November 18, 2018

jake andrews

the hottest kid in the world, tall, plays baseball, has hit brown hair

jake andrews is the hottest kid ever

by Jonper April 29, 2021

jake briningstool

sexiest man alive

her: have u seen jake briningstool?
friend: omg yeah he’s the sexiest man alive!

by sickbitch1234 November 2, 2020