jake is a demi-god who should be king and be praised by friends and family and everyone in between. his word is the law
and if you cross him I swear you will be sorry he is extremely powerful, handsome, fit, fast, and popular.
and if you cross him I swear you will be sorry he is extremely powerful, handsome, fit, fast, and popular.
jake is the king of everything.
by humangod October 21, 2019

by Lrp69420 August 13, 2025

by Edzcool101 October 11, 2022

A boy who’ll break your heart and play you. He will only date you for attention and break up with you any time without any warning.
by Crystyl June 27, 2020

Another term for masturbating, beating your meat, jacking off, jorkin it. Less common but could be used to avoid filters, such as on Roblox, or just to be different.
Also, jakin' it
Also, jakin' it
by concilus May 18, 2025

Me: Jakey Poo, i'm in need of a pick-me up.
Jake Godwin: Sure man! You got a penny? I'll suck ya dry.
Jake Godwin: Sure man! You got a penny? I'll suck ya dry.
by single male looking for love March 27, 2017
