jake

jake is a demi-god who should be king and be praised by friends and family and everyone in between. his word is the law

and if you cross him I swear you will be sorry he is extremely powerful, handsome, fit, fast, and popular.

jake is the king of everything.

by humangod October 21, 2019

Jaked

To have a negligent discharge of a firearm in someone’s direction.

I was just standing there and he Jaked me. Scared the heck outta me.

by Lrp69420 August 13, 2025

Jake Mulconray

HOT MAN I LOVE HIS HOT MOTHER :D

Jake Mulconray is hot

by Edzcool101 October 11, 2022

Jake

A boy who’ll break your heart and play you. He will only date you for attention and break up with you any time without any warning.

Girl 1: oh look there’s a boy

Girl 2: he’s flirting with 2 girls

Girl 1: definitely he’s a jake

by Crystyl June 27, 2020

Jake

Sexy beast

Big jake is a sexy beast

by John billson April 15, 2022

Jaking it

Another term for masturbating, beating your meat, jacking off, jorkin it. Less common but could be used to avoid filters, such as on Roblox, or just to be different.
Also, jakin' it

Jaking it so hard rn

by concilus May 18, 2025

jake godwin

a little boy who would suck me dry for a penny.

Me: Jakey Poo, i'm in need of a pick-me up.

Jake Godwin: Sure man! You got a penny? I'll suck ya dry.

by single male looking for love March 27, 2017