Jacob Eaton

the queerest of queers. One guy that you don't wanna meet. He brings your IQ down 20 points just from being around him. You meet him once and you are forever retarded. He's like medusa, look him in the eyes and you are done for.

"I'm having such a great day, I hope nothing terrible happens to me..."

"FUCK I JUST SAW JACOB EATON"

*dies*

by jacksonbarr May 10, 2016

Jacob Motsinger

An very smelly and ugly looking human bagel who obsessively desires men.

Quit digging through garbage cans to look for dildos man. You aren’t Jacob Motsinger.

by Msizzy January 06, 2020

Jacob brodbeck

A faggit that’s only good enuf to pick up a cute girl once and a while but is isn’t good at anything else

That guy over there is a Jacob brodbeck

by Bye your best frind July 30, 2018

Jacob Masters

A gay boy :)

Jacob masters, didn’t he hide his Minecraft cats in the wall?

by sarahpacito December 11, 2019

jacob blackstone

A kickass stoner

There's that Jacob Blackstone

by StoneR82 September 13, 2017

Jacob peel

A gay looking virgin boy that dresses as Boris Johnson on tik tok for views

Have you heard of Jacob peel?
Do you mean boris boy?
Yeah, that bleach haired bastard child.

by Granny boy April 14, 2020

Jacobs Dad

A scary scary man who you must run from in the woods if you take his phone.

Jacobs Dad IS COMING RUN!!

by Thuglife123 April 04, 2018