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Jacob freeman

A dude that gets mad if nothing goes his way. Flexes way to hard about his phone wraps and his blazer and speaks in a sus tone way to his friends and cringes them out Everytime
“Ur ur ur my oz”- Jacob freeman

“That’s a sus nigga” -The boys
by Ueiehfiekeb October 25, 2020
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Jacob Dumb

She gave me head and heroin as sure as the sun would set
She let me cum onto her chin yet there’s one thing that I still regret
She gave me my son of Jacob Dumb this child has been my hell
Nary one with a tongue to wean him from himself

Jacob Dumb you wean from yourself

Jacob Dumb he’d sit with us our pine-board porch each night
mumble out the songs I played he sat between the legs of my wife
Paws on her thighs, tried to pass his age, he sang though his throat was young
A fly laid an egg, my wife shifted her weight, Jacob, don’t live your name Dumb
Jacob Dumb well don’t live your name

Our porch became a teeter totter
when Jacob dropped down he fell far from his father
My wife shift of weight forced Jacob so much closer
Jacob dumb you are my shame, you are my shame, we lost a game

She gives him head and heroin and now he’s truly dumb
Now not even Nestor could bring peace between myself and my son
Jacob fell far from his fathers heart through the distance was not too long
Dumb, take my wife and my black tar vice, but do not take from me,
Child don’t take my songs, don’t take my songs
by Death Menace August 7, 2022
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Jacob Workun

Big booty, thick titties. Such a man is a Jacob Workun. Can pick up the Women and potentially men.

Very, VERY RED

PAINT THE WALLS IN WHITE
He creamed all over. Must be the work of a Jacob Workun
by ackadvhuwfc June 2, 2021
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Jacob

A name normally associated with a gym addicted sad prick who does nothing but move to dead tings named Georgia. We pray for people who are named Jacob because they’re 19 and still in college which is ultimately sad 1 like 1 prayer
The word JACOB can be used in this sentence “ aye look at that pussyole he’s deffo a Jacob pfft wasteman
by John names March 18, 2019
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Jacob S.

A person who cannot be enslaved because of his independence and has beaten a xander in a boxing fight.
by Kaisiwisiixiwujwkxod September 7, 2023
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jacob pråhl

He’s an all around great guy with extremly good grades. He’s also an elite member of the honorary secret club D.T.S
I wish i had the same grades as Jacob Pråhl then my parent would be proud of me
by Pronkey October 22, 2019
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Jacob

Jacob is a very athletic man that has an IQ of a dead horse. He has the skill of Messi is soccer but is three grades behind in ela and math.
Wow, look at Jacob playing soccer, I wish he was that good and ela and math.
by qewrsetdryjftukgybilhnuji;k February 8, 2024
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