jacobitis

To skip work or school due to a fake illness or an illness that doesn't hinder you in anyway, like a cough

Guy1: Yo, where's Jo today?
Guy2: Tonsilitis for the third time, jacobitis again.
Guy1: Ffs

by AlbertJewstein January 5, 2018

Jacob Workun

Big booty, thick titties. Such a man is a Jacob Workun. Can pick up the Women and potentially men.

Very, VERY RED

PAINT THE WALLS IN WHITE

He creamed all over. Must be the work of a Jacob Workun

by ackadvhuwfc June 2, 2021

Jacob

Jacob means, gay, all Jacobs are gay and mentally ill

Woah that kid is flirting with that man, he must be named jacob

by Truth te11er May 4, 2020

Jacob

Lives in your walls :)

You hear sounds at night. They surround you while you try to achieve sweet slumber. You feel as though... you aren't alone in this seemingly empty house.

Jacob is watching.

by TylerKai421 November 24, 2021

Jacob

A Sexy boy, you probably met him in middle school. you INSTANTLY fell in love with him
he probably has a nice dick to :)

Me: Hi darling~
Jacob: Shut up shorty
Me: (Blushes alot)

by Coco0Bugzzz May 12, 2022

Jacob

Big fat bootie ass made from semen and WAP

Arrrghhhh

OMG Jacob sucks dick do much

by Bitch 696969 April 11, 2022

Jacob Sanders

Jacob is very cool. He is extremely sporty, likes basketball the most. Most of the girls at his school think he is ugly, for his hair which is multicolored naturally, but there's one (Lexi) that just love him through and through for everything about him. He is super popular, and a natural leader. Has many different hoodies.

LEXI: "Wow, have you seen the hoodie Jacob Sanders is wearing today? He looks perfect and cute and--"
EVERYONE ELSE AT SCHOOL: "WE KNOW you're obsessed, now shut up!!"

by JayBird-Jamie March 29, 2022