by big dick jacob December 13, 2016
Get the jacob and leo SQUADmug. Jacob is one of the cutest, nerdiest, smartest guys you’ll ever meet. He also Jewish and is on the debate team.
by Giiizzzmmmoo December 21, 2023
Get the Jacobmug. Jacob is deep-down a very loving, caring and honest person. He has been through a lot to say the least he's lowkey a f*ckin badass. He has crackhead strength and has a large dick.
However, Jacob is a romantic at heart and if he's in a relationship the obstacles you will have to face include: jealousy, commitment and insecurity.
Jacob is probably a genius, he just doesn't work as hard as he should. He has a tight-knit group of friends who he will often believe are turning against him because he is not mentally secure. He will cut people out of his life for this reason. Jacob can be single forever, but breakups are the worst thing ever for him. Give Jacob some slack and a hug. He needs it.
However, Jacob is a romantic at heart and if he's in a relationship the obstacles you will have to face include: jealousy, commitment and insecurity.
Jacob is probably a genius, he just doesn't work as hard as he should. He has a tight-knit group of friends who he will often believe are turning against him because he is not mentally secure. He will cut people out of his life for this reason. Jacob can be single forever, but breakups are the worst thing ever for him. Give Jacob some slack and a hug. He needs it.
"Why did Jacob cut me out of his life?"
Meanwhile, Jacob: *sitting at home, depressed as per usual* OR "hanging out with stupid people makes you stupid"
Meanwhile, Jacob: *sitting at home, depressed as per usual* OR "hanging out with stupid people makes you stupid"
by jakemallow December 25, 2021
Get the Jacobmug. Jacob a Guy that is nice funny and likes to smoke his snapchat is cash.20k he is rich he is my daddyyyyy my saggytittys my crush(;
by Sidebitch21 February 10, 2019
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Get the Jacobmug. by Daddylowks69 November 22, 2017
Get the Jacob Schuylermug. Usually A person who ennjoys the arts of male sex is quite intrigued in anal rape and bumming small animals of his choice. He also has a cunning interest for the touching of small children. Legends says that in 1 day he managed to finger 18000 kids at Saint Maria orphanage in Western California.
by Automatic Lady Killa December 17, 2023
Get the Jacobmug.