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Ur Grandpap a Trap

The most powerful insult to one's name. This phrase, when uttered, can rupture most of the brain cells of the target, on some occasions causing them to explode. This phrase is more powerful than Ur mom gay, Ur dad lesbian, and Ur granny tranny combined. It is also unable to be countered by No U.
Fred: Ur Mom gay.
Ted: Ur Dad lesbian.
Fred: Ur Granny Tranny.
Ted: Ur Grandpap a trap.
Fred: *Explodes and fucking dies*
by The_Kaweshosaur May 16, 2018
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Chinese Wiener Trap

A Chinese Wiener trap is when you and a friend go balls deep in a newborn kitten, one dives into the mouth, the other dips into the buttcheckks, the younger the tighter of course! Now you will both rupture through the heart, and splooge into eachother's meatus by this time you will both yank out of your respective ends violently and attempt to rip the little rascal in half, if failed please repeat all previous steps with a new kitten. If successful the rear end plugger should be out clean and the upper lip plumber should be left with fangs in the foreskin.
Me and a friend went and bought some kittens to perform Chinese Wiener Traps on.
by Orion Woodward November 11, 2017
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Trap

Description of a fictional character, that was written by the writer to deceive people into thinking that they are the opposite gender.
Entirely used in order to deceive people.

Depending on the trap, it is also a femboy, but you don't know that until later. Purposefully. Due to the author.

Not characteristic nor having any relation towards peoples of the transgender community.
Jon A: Traps are totally gay
Jon B: That stopped mattering a LONG time ago
Jon C: Reverse traps or just traps?
Jon D: Hey, that's offensive
Jons A, B, C: We're talking about *anime*
Jon D: Ooooh nevermind
by Jon A, B, C and D April 16, 2021
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Twink ball trap

Gape the anus and insert massive balls in to the void, wait for anus to shrink around balls get balls stuck in anus
Yo where’s chisum

Oh he’s stuck in the twink ball trap
by Skibidi sizzler May 20, 2024
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reply trap

A trap used on social media to lure people into replying to the post. Usually stating that something has happened to the person posting, but does not state what. This causes curious readers to ask what happened to him/her. These statement are usually exaggerated and are used as a cry for attention.
Person 1: This girl just posted "UGH THE WORST THING JUST HAPPENED I HATE MY LIFE!" on Facebook
Person 2: Such a reply trap
by TheWinningTrashCan June 19, 2016
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Tesla Trap

To care more about people recognizing you than the invention.
"Don't they see! I've invented wireless energy!"

"But it can't be metered; that means nobody can make money."

"But It's beyond ACDC! Why won't anyone .."

Dude, he went insane, fell into the Tesla Trap.
by Wbienek October 8, 2022
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Ur grandpap a trap

The worst possible phrase. Worse than ur mom gay ur dad lesbian and ur granny tranny combined.
Carl: ur granny tranny

Jimmy: ur grandpap a trap

*Carl dies and the whole world explodes also the entire solar system is destroyed*
by Despacito is epic May 11, 2018
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