Steely Law

When steely is in charge. Its steely law.

Prisoner: "I wonder who's warden today"

Steely: (Yelling from armory) STEELY LAW!

by Cl3verUseRNam3 June 15, 2018

Law

A set of rules and guidelines to protect stupid people even at the cost of taking freedoms away.

The law says that you can not text and drive or smoke weed because Tim text and drive but forgot he was driving and drove through a playground.

by Hunith June 30, 2018

Gudrun's Law

The answer to any news article title with a question mark is no

A: So, I just saw this article titled"Does lemon juice cure cancer ?"

B: No, Gudrun's law

by Gbit July 13, 2018

Law of Catro

If catro20 states, says or questions anything, the exact opposite (both in action and reaction) will happen.

-He said it, and the exact opposite happened!
-That is the Law of Catro in action.

by catro20 July 15, 2018

Murphy's Law of "Junk"

"You can hold onto something for decades, and neither you nor anyone else will ever have a use for it, but then just as soon as you throw it out, either you will suddenly need it for something, or --- even more 'painful' --- **someone else** will come to you and humbly ask, 'Do you happen to have an extra ___?'" Rrrrrggggghhhhh----!!!

I'd had a couple of old 55-gallon oil-drums stashed in da garage for da past thirty years --- my grampa had given 'em to me when he and Gram were downsizing to move into an assisted-living apartment --- and they'd just sat there and gathered dust in da corner all that time. But then just two days --- TWO STINKIN' DAYS!! --- after I'd sent 'em to da crusher for recycling, a low-income neighbor dropped by and asked me if he could have them to use as burn-barrels --- guess dat was a classic case of Murphy's Law of "Junk" at work!!

by QuacksO July 24, 2018

Flexington Law

When your credit repair knowledge is so on point that you feel the need to flex everytime you answer a question about it.

“I don’t mean to brag, but at this point I’m thinking about starting up my own company called Flexington Law Firm.”

by JRdanbury July 28, 2018

Murphy's Law of Internet-Speed

"The 'speed' of the Internet --- i.e., how long web-pages take to 'load' and/or respond to you mouse-clicks --- will be in direct inverse proportion to how urgently you need to view the desired material; the connection will be even slower at times there's someone else waiting for you who's also in a hurry.

My buddy needed me to hastily Google engine-bolt-torquing specs during an emergency-repair task he was struggling to get done before a downpour, but the Web was "slower dan molasses runnin' uphill in da wintertime" --- it was a classic "Murphy's Law of Internet-Speed" scenario!

by QuacksO July 28, 2018