dick flying

when you get a lot boys in your dms

friend 1- what are you doing tonight

friend 2- not much just getting dick flying tonight

by rainbow908 November 14, 2019

flying grimace

When someone hurls a purple butt-plug across the room and into someone’s ass.

Vincent gave his wife a flying grimace because he was suffering from floppy dick syndrome.

by Paul the Reverend January 9, 2020

Bar fly

A slutty whore who sings scary-oke at the bar regularly prowling for any guy that will pay attention to her poor me story

Melissa Hassenger is a bar fly.

by thebetterbitch November 26, 2024

15 inch long flying stick bugs

Get the fuck right out of here Australia! You can eat a dick. Nope.

Hym "They just found 15 inch long flying stick bugs in Australia. Another reason to light it on fire and then feed the flames until the end of time. Global bonfire! We can call it 'The world's fireplace!' Literally anything would be better than litterally everything that exists in Australia. God I fucking hate that place I swear I will destroy it."

by Hym Iam August 3, 2025

flying land squid

A flying land squid is a mythological creature of epic preportions that travels in a pocket of pure oxygen giving it the apperence of "flying". it's origins are widely unknown but it is belived to be the work of two stoned highschool boys. One thing that can not be argued with is the sise of this fictionary giant, its tentical can be the length and thickness of up to three school busses! They have been known to, in an insane rage, tear the roof's off of schools devouring all in its path. Only one has ever been recorded and it is bealived to be imortal with no preditors or ways of killing it. These mamoths are so fierce and powerful that they are the only thing that legend CHUCK NORRIS is actualy afraid of.

"dude I was so baked last night i looked out of my window and i swear a flying land squid drifted by!"

"Dude no way! You to!"

by IWANTTOBELIVE January 8, 2010

Flying fishstick

An alternative to "fuck", commonly used to replace "fuck" in WTF.
"What the flying fishstick" is still abbreviated as "WTF" rather than "WTFF".

Nivad:"I only got 28 out of 30 marks for my Math test, what the flying fishstick?!?!"

by mid or meepo April 26, 2017

Flying Seagull

A sexual act involving a leg less amputee where one ejaculates into her box then throws her into the wall where upon impact she squawks like a seagull and dumps the load onto an unsuspecting bystander.

Flying Seagull, Bro she took the Flying Seagull way better than the last three did.

by That’s so raven April 23, 2024