Ethanitis

A terminal condition that carries a high risk of mortality for TASIS students. Symptoms correspond with those of HIV. Seek medical help urgently.

Student 1: damn bro I woke up with a soar throat and a cough. I think I might have the cold.

Student 2: nah bitch you got Ethanitis. I think you need some of that witch tea shit if you wanna live.

by Ethan.4.life October 3, 2021

Ethan

the best person ever, everyone should have a ethan in their life. Ethan is the person that could light up your life by just existing. They also got the best humor

“that guy is so funny! what’s his name?”
“Ethan obviously”
“Ohhh that makes sense”

by Soul_Sloth April 15, 2022

ethan

tall, very very jaunty. uber jaunty. huge neck. bigger than an apartment building. always eat protein drinks for some reason. very jaunty. edgy, very edgy teen. thicc, good at english, shit at fortnite, and sweats outs MOBAs

sunny: bro have you heard that joe played league of legends all night
ismail: yeah he is an ethan

by Sloin March 13, 2022

Ethan

Ethan is a person who highly enjoys molesting salt and rubbing salt around his genitals

Fuck he is pulling an Ethan

by SNEKE GRATER March 12, 2020

Ethan

He’s the cutest boy ever. His smile can cure cancer. Sorry you can’t have him he’s mine and if you talk to him then his bitch aka me will beat the living shit out of you and I’m not scared BITCH okay cool byeeeee

Ethan is the cutie but he’s mine so don’t flirt with him

by Hisbitch101 January 31, 2019

Ethan

Sexy, Hot, Fine, so goshdarn cute and the most amazing and perfect person in the whole world.

Ethan’s so hot

by imtotallyreal April 3, 2025

Ethan

Ethan is a very smart and nice guy. He also usually has a 10 in. long pp.

Girl: Oh my god, that Ethan guy is great!
Other girl: I heard he has a long pp!

by Tom Sauce April 21, 2020