E Bay

a term some people use if they bought something from the internet

are those shoes from e bay?

by AmazeKing July 28, 2005

e-town

The one, the only, Evanston IL

I'm from the mean streets of E-Town, a.k.a. Church and Dodge

by JBAX October 4, 2005

E-Crew

The fratty mother fuckers who stand by the business elevator at EPHS. Polo, pastels, and sperrys is the attire while getting fucked up, getting fucked, and giving 0 fucks is the motto. These kids go straight from the bottle, then proceed to smash it on you because you're a worthless, piece of GDI. As you lay on the floor in severe pain, vomit may or may not projectile onto you while a member of the E-Crew screams, "no chase nation." Many people have not survived weekends with The E-Crew and have never been seen since. It can only be assumed the fallen ones challenged an E-Crew member to a case race, but soon found out pouring beer into their cargo pockets to try and win is a very unapproved action that may have had severe consequences. Also it has been reported that The E-Crew has recently been wasted so often that members of the Blue Crew are becoming increasingly hotter per beverage consumed. Yes, there is actually a mathematical formula included to help the process (Hotness of "enter Blue Crew member" = Initial hotness + cleavage x beverages consumed/ 2.5). In a recent interview with crew members, they were confronted and informed that many people disapprove of their lifestyle. After slim to no hesitation, a crew member responded, "niggaz don't scare me." It seems The E-Crew has truly changed EPHS forever, and the world for that matter. The E-Crew beats you in every aspect of life (yes, even dick size) and they truly don't give a fuck.

Scene is at Taco Bell while ordering food:

"Have you heard about these E-Crew kids?" - GDI #1

"Yeah, I hear they are aspiring 'frat stars'" - GDI #2

"They seem pretty cool to me" - Both of the GDI's girlfriends

"Cool? No... At least Iam not an alchoholic, like I am better" - GDI #1 ....... E-Crew members walk in and budge GDI's

"Hey man we were there first" - GDI #2

"Oh i am sorry, HA no i'm not... Wait a minute, I thought your extra pockets in those cargos were suppose to hold stuff for you, yet they can't even hold your spot in the Taco Bell line, now that is sad." - E-Crew Member

..... E-Crew members then proceed to paddle the GDI's with Beefy Crunches (that the GDI's bought) and take the GDI's slams back to the house to give them the dirty-d.

by Captain Addy June 2, 2013

e-tard

one who isn't tech savy.

If you can't even send an email, you MUST be an e-tard.

by Big Rabbit October 17, 2002

e dick

afta u drop an xtc pill, and ur dick strinks temporarly while u high,

i was tryin to grid this bitch on the floor but i had e dick bro

by im so ur daddy July 29, 2006

E God

A CRM software developed by the pope.

you are guaranteed heaven through our E God.

by Ankido September 11, 2006

e-shy

A person who is not confident enough, even (more) on the internet. His behavior will still be led by wariness, he doesn't trust social networks to change him into something better.
He is too attached to the truth, but also too worried about the truth.

Girl: How come your friend I met the other night didn't add me on facebook?
Me: He's really e-shy, he believes people should meet and know each other, although he is not able to sustain a public chat, he's scared of his avatar getting in the way.

by SlorpDivision November 19, 2011